r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/hiyaharles • 1d ago

Found in a local staff directory

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u/Transatlanticaccent 1d ago

Looks like every single woman over 40 in Oklahoma in 1996

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u/anuthertw 1d ago

From 1996 up to about 2002, and if you go to Atoka they all still look like this lol. 

But are likely to be a very lovely person under the gruff voice and sun damage. 

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u/DapperCam 1d ago

Be nice to the lunch lady. They have important jobs.

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u/OiWithThePood 1d ago

That’s what I’m saying. Lunch ladies fucking rock. She earned that hairdo

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u/hiyaharles 1d ago

take me away to - lunch lady land

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 1d ago

She's a trailblazer in the style department, but I bet she's a hell of a gal. She seems like the kind of person who'd give you a ride to the auto parts store if you were in a pinch. 🤷‍♀️

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u/have1dog 23h ago

She could probably replace a broken fan belt too.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 2h ago

I bet you're absolutely right

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u/Sad_Ad_2524 22h ago

Because she works there part time and her shift starts soon.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 2h ago

Even better: employee discount! 😎🤙

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u/ponderosa_barclay 22h ago

Then squeeze your balls to shreds.

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u/MangoSalsa89 13h ago

Hell she would go to the store herself and fix your car for you.

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u/njslugger78 1d ago

The Egyptian look.

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u/RunPivotRoll 1d ago

Walk Like an Egyptian popped in my head when I saw her eyes

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u/JakesMacAttack 1d ago

Me too😁

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u/OutsideWeird7241 1d ago

They live

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u/Transatlanticaccent 1d ago edited 1d ago

You sleep

Edit...wait. Do people not know what They Live is? I'm downvoted because I completed the saying. Reddit.

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u/OutsideWeird7241 1d ago

You did not get the reference...

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u/Antisocial-Tim 22h ago

Rowdy Roddy Piper

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u/OutsideWeird7241 13h ago

The only pipe they ever need in their cog of a machine 💀

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u/MettyWop 1d ago

Believe it or not. Jail.

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u/OutsideWeird7241 1d ago

You need those glasses bro

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u/89iroc 1d ago

I get the reference but I've never watched it

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u/NoCondition8257 1d ago

Mid-South Wrestling jobber circa 1982

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u/Mysterious-Work-7229 12h ago

Fallout 4 raider

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u/SadIdeal9019 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/sector16 1d ago

Never-titi.

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u/have1dog 1d ago

Age 32, but it was 3 packs a day for 18 of those years

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u/ElectronicCoffee5550 1d ago

If it was FMK between her, Susan Dell, and Kimberly Guilfoyle, I would absolutely torch a set of tires getting myself to Zales with a quickness to put a ring on it

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u/zakupright 1d ago

Is she a Patty or a Glenda?

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 1d ago

My guess is "[fill in the blank]-Jo"

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 1d ago

Her eye makeup is every female server I’ve worked with, when I was in “the industry”.

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u/WizenedStatesman 23h ago

I've seen her somewhere, was she a member of Mo Thugs?

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u/Kurse_Kustoms 20h ago

That’s Misty and she makes a damn good potato salad.

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u/babypops81 1d ago

Saw her sister at the White House.

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u/lord_flashheart2000 1d ago

That is some certified fucked-up shit. Good find.

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u/SelectSeaweed310 1d ago

That's a hair-don't

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u/TheMixerTheMaster 23h ago

“Nowhere to hide, Hogan. And this sunday at the Tacoma Center….I….WILL…BE…..THE NEXT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.”

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u/Bertie_McGee 21h ago

Barb Hotep

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 20h ago

That's one of the Road Warriors

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u/BottleAgreeable7981 15h ago

Luna Vachon from Temu.

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 15h ago

Temu early 90s Shawn Michaels

Yeah something about this pic just screams old wrestling to me for sure

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u/ARCAxNINEv 13h ago

Karen-O'Patra

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u/BHarbinson 10h ago

She looks like a Sue, works as the office manager for a truck repair shop and tow service. Uses language that makes the mechanics and truck drivers blush but can be super sweet and makes a wicked chicken and Frito casserole.

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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 1d ago edited 23h ago

No doubt this was after a $200 beauty makeover for the photo too. The money would have been better invested in some Fentanyl. For the photographer. And antibiotics in case it's contagious.

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago

Is that the wrestler guy The Undertaker or whatever? I’m not big into that stuff maybe diff dude.

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u/Maleficent-Aerie2652 1d ago

Where is this

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u/hiyaharles 1d ago

WA state, north of Seattle

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u/ernster96 1d ago

Don’t break her heart, her achy, breaky heart.

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u/plumbusinsuranceltd 1d ago

Ah yes, the village scribe, with their papyrus and what have yous

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 1d ago

There she is.

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u/SynthPrax Gives too much head 1d ago

A good ol' pharaonic shag and eye kohl.

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u/Ok_Difficulty2226 23h ago

She has a great personality

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u/Economy-Date-4490 23h ago

You know she got ready that morning and asked her husband how she looked, and he lied to her and said she looked great.

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u/Mega_Trix 23h ago

Trailer Park Cleopatra

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u/Indica_420 22h ago

Whatcha doing in my waters?

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u/teabagged_drumset 22h ago

I think she was in The Road Warrior movie

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u/Ironhand686 22h ago

Cleopatra didn’t age well !

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u/desrevermi 21h ago

It was a night just like this...

...ten years ago...

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u/CatGod808 19h ago

Guarantee she make the best chicken fried steak

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u/TinmanAFX 15h ago

Thats just Keith. Hes harmless , abit strange but harmless

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 15h ago

She's a fire starter, a twisted fire starter....

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u/jrbcbm23 15h ago

Are you local to 1984?

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u/SkiffleBall 15h ago

Lady looks like she really knows her way around a chicken salad 🥗 🍗

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u/Croftin 15h ago

80’s used car dealer in the front, poodle in the back

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u/bomilk19 14h ago

Turn the picture upside down and you’ll see an old timey prospector.

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u/BubbaBigJake 13h ago

I thought the Ultimate Warrior was dead, or no?

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u/Brian-the-wise- 13h ago

Born with a disqualified license 😳

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u/MostlyHarmless88 13h ago

Cleopatra fan.

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u/MrStef85 13h ago

It's maam.

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u/ProjectSnowman 13h ago

I bet she makes awesome Pecan Sandies

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u/Old-Climate2655 13h ago

She must be a pastor or a pastor's wife

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u/Training_Try7344 13h ago

JD Vance eyeliner look...

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u/sparks3448 12h ago

Trash pandas United

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u/StenoDawg 12h ago

Temu's version of the Nellie Olson.

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u/BadHairDay-1 11h ago

Femme(ish) Butch

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u/wriddell 6h ago

First thing I did was check for a Adam’s Apple

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u/LItreehouse 11h ago

The pseudo Egyptian Steak-Um pit boss

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u/Born-Discussion-9983 8h ago

Midlife mullet. Altho she’s probably had this look since preschool.

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u/DarthRegicide 7h ago

What in the hillbilly, sibling fornicating, YouTube makeup tutorial hell is going on here?!? Cletus get your sister wife, lulubelle!

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u/TheRealWatchingFace 7h ago

Brock Samson's mom.

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u/Hot-Try8236 3h ago

Why is this so funny🤣

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u/TheDownLow63 11h ago

Yikes? Halloween ?

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u/Illustrious-Note-117 8h ago

I know she calls people darlin

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u/chagzito 6h ago

Miller Genuine Draft

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u/dontchaloveme2 5h ago

Shim wearing that mascara and that hair-do boo

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u/dontchaloveme2 5h ago

Laura Schwarzenegger

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u/Federal-Business-796 2h ago

From lunch lady land 

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u/TopQuestion826 1d ago

It’s Alive.

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u/Dense-Guide-2851 1d ago

It's time for androgeny, and the odds are better than even that this person goes by "Pat".

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u/Best_Agent_8117 27m ago

Cultures colliding.