r/Infuriating • u/Money-Beautiful5196 Community Regular • 5d ago

Indiana woman is facing multiple charges after police say she drove onto a courthouse lawn and did donuts while intoxicated.

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u/No_Proposal_3140 5d ago

God forbid women have hobbies.

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u/CountDorkula77 5d ago

Curse the patriarchy!

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u/RuthlessIndecision 3d ago

Her plea of "WEEEEEEEEE!" Is pretty clear

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u/Fartknocker405 5d ago

What she did was wrong but gosh darn it, that donut form is outstanding!

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u/crapheadHarris 5d ago

Maybe I'm old school but doing donuts in a front-wheel drive? It's just not riiiight.

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u/Moodleboy 5d ago

With FWD, the only way to donut is in reverse!

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u/crapheadHarris 5d ago

Which makes it all the more impressive but still...

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u/hakedy 2d ago

It's one good example of why not to buy a front wheel drive.

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u/Fartknocker405 4d ago

It reminds me of spinning a lopsided basketball into the air.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 3d ago

That's why she's going in reverse!

The only time I could ever get a donut in an empty snowy parking lot on a quiet winter's night was in reverse.

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u/MothMeep7 5d ago

First thing that came to my mind as well! Those were some clean and stable circles!

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u/Thirtiethone 5d ago

Front wheel drive requires reverse for donuts and it’s so much more fun

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u/bhputnam 5d ago

An icon. 

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 5d ago

Allegedly gets a workout more than me

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u/Such_Ad_670 5d ago


What’s the charge?

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u/gt500rr 3d ago

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/Drippy_topper 3d ago

Are you ready to receive my limp penis?

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u/Time-Way-3922 5d ago

You better stop 😂

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u/-psycheretic- 5d ago

I love her.

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u/Street-Ad7570 5d ago

Honestly this is the non violent victimless breakdown of society stuff I’ve been waiting for!

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u/LetsDue 5d ago

Impressive backward donut control for being hamskied

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u/Stickjockey79 5d ago

She’s either smoking hot or built like a busted can of biscuits

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u/SRB112 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not hot Video | Facebook

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u/Stickjockey79 4d ago

Haha that’s what I figured. Thanks for that.

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u/SRB112 4d ago

I certainly didn't expect her to be 67. She's got impressive skills. When she gets out of jail I'd like to buy her a shot.

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u/OurSmuttyStuff 9h ago

To be fair, it was probably way more fun than doing it sober

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u/AMerryKa 5d ago

Gonna need to know more backstory to know if it's infuriating or heroic.

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u/SpunNumeroUno 5d ago

More like donut holes

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u/GiftWestern3068 5d ago

Did the yard need mowing?

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u/ididntsignupbychoice 5d ago

When I get drunk I stay indoors. Less trouble that way!

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u/Realistic_Word6285 5d ago

Aight boys who can fix her?

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 5d ago

Looks like she did a pretty good job of it

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u/Cogent_warrior 5d ago

Reverse burnout with a front wheel drive car is fucking classic

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u/MagicOrpheus310 5d ago

"Put it in H!!"

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 5d ago

Florida I think you have met your match

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u/MagicOrpheus310 5d ago

Why court houses always gotta have the best skate spots out front... Like they setting a trap or something

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u/Top_Audience4313 5d ago

Silly approach. You pay someone else to do the dirty work. Duh

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u/abugghaus7 5d ago

I'm so glad to hear this!
DONUTS ARE RESERVED FOR THE POLICE LAWN!.... and remember... bring coffee too!

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u/Only_Flan_7974 5d ago

Wait, I thought that cops love donuts.

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 4d ago

I feel as though she’s done this before

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u/Foreign-Beyond4834 4d ago

aw dang! that impala was my first car for 20 years..they dont make em like that anymore

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u/andruszko 4d ago

When this was posted last week the title said it was a man.

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u/JOlRacin 4d ago

Some of these "allegedly" news reels are infuriating in themselves. It's not allegedly... They did the thing?

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u/Nogardtist 4d ago

then a civilian commits crime the law becomes hyperactive

then local politician and billionaire commit multiple crimes the law sleeps

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u/PandiBong 4d ago

So worth it..

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u/Whole-9-Yards 4d ago

Courthouse Lawn, place to be lol

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u/Spenaldo68 4d ago

Police say….sounds like there’s doubt.

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u/ThisAnything9453 4d ago

Probably that drunk woman running for county commissioner.

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u/Johnnycash424 4d ago

Indiana woman brings unexpected excitement to courthouse lawn with donuts before facing multiple charges for being rad as hell.

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u/BigInSheboyganGus 4d ago

She’s slaying those FWD donuts

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u/lilclitlala 4d ago

Now this is 67 year old goals for me. Retirement here i come. Hide your lawns people because I've worked my ass off now someone's lawn has to pay

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u/Background_Dinner387 4d ago

What car is that? I don't recognize it.

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u/parkerm1408 4d ago

Thats about as Indiana as you can get isnt it?

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u/seamanthedemon9 3d ago

After “Allegedly” doing donuts in the lawn.

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u/Necessary_Baker_7458 3d ago

Not to mention the damages and penalties she will face. And possible probationary periods. 

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u/IceDamNation 2d ago

Allegedly when it's literally and on footage is hilarious.

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u/el_grande_ricardo 2d ago

Was she trying to conjure a cop?

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u/Swimmming-ln-Circles 2d ago

Not all heros wear capes..

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u/Dat-1-Mecha-Mechanic 2d ago

What the skyline was meant to do

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u/Jadedangel13 1d ago

Doesnt look like she's bothering anyone and those are some damn good donuts!

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u/Itchy__Queen 1d ago

I can't even parallel park sober.

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u/Necessary_Film_5199 5d ago

Sorry why are you infuriated by this? Was this you?

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u/Beneficial-Citron548 6h ago

Hell yeah brother 🍺 🚬 😎