r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/SourceTrust Oversharer 🗣 • Jun 12 '26
BIG WIN 🥳 Boyfriend made me squirt for the first time and I’m shocked NSFW
Dinner from last night: pasta and lobstah with my man
My boyfriend (22m) made me (23f) squirt last night during sex, and I genuinely cannot stop thinking about it. I don't have anyone to share this with in my personal life so I'm ranting here.
We've been together for almost 6 years now, and for the first year of our relationship, I wasn't even sure a man could get my rocks off. Granted, we were both young and inexperienced, but it makes me so happy to know that we're still learning and enjoying things about each other's bodies.
I didn't even think that squirting was an actual thing women did outside of porn 💀💀💀
Anyways, we were doing our normal thing and we both got really into it. He started using his fingers in a way he never has before, and viola, I feel a sudden surge of pleasure and liquid on my legs. His reaction was so funny to me. I'm laying on the bed, completely mindless, and he goes "did you just fucking squirt?"
I sit up, mortified and confused, and he's grinning like an idiot. He then proceeded to turn the lights on and kept going, causing me to do it AGAIN. I'm a mess, and this doofus is just smiling from ear to ear.
After cleaning me up, we fell asleep together giggling about what had just happened.
Does anyone have their own experience in this department? Any questions you may have for me? I'm still a little baffled at the whole ordeal.
ETA:
My boyfriend and I have spent a lot of time learning what turns each other on and communicating about what we enjoy. This experience happened after a long time together, lots of exploration, multiple O's, and plenty of communication and encouragement between us.
Don’t forget that every experience is different. Just because something worked for me doesn’t mean it’ll work for you, and that’s nothing to feel bad about. I’m a firm believer that these kinds of experiences come from learning about your partner and their body rather than chasing a specific outcome.
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u/Impressive_Farmer214 Chismosa Jun 12 '26
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU QUEEN
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u/Joodropinn APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Omg I can’t stop laughing at this gif 😂😂
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u/SierraNevada5505 Well-Read & Well-Fed Jun 12 '26
Happy for you goddamn 😭😭😭
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u/Fabulous_Drop_7918 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
I want mine too🥹😩
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u/corrinae Body By Cheese 🧀 Jun 12 '26
So basically, he has to do the “come hither” motion with two fingers really hard and fast for a minute, and then switch to fingerbanging in and out, and then switch back to “come hither.” Always works for me
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u/Spiritual-Macaron-13 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Thsts crazy because I know this is a small detail but you said 2 fingers and I’ve asked my fiancee about this but when he pushes my little g button or does that with his hands he only uses 1. While it’s not a big deal, fingering has always been seen with 2 but I can’t it doesnt not feel good. I guess he also had big hands and he says that using more than 1/more than he needs is unnecessary.
Again I know it’s a very small detail but this particular thought has perplexed me a lot. I don’t want to be stretched like one of those crazy bed post girls 😂 I just feel weird about the whole thing as like I’ve said it’s always been seen with 2
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u/Throwitaway3436 🥣 Cereal Killer Jun 12 '26
Yeah if his hands are bigger then one finger should be just fine, also cause that’s what’s comfortable for you
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u/Spiritual-Macaron-13 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
This dude hands are so big I can grab his pinky with my whole hand and it looks like a child’s hand next to him, hes one of those guys that can grab a basketball and hold it with one hand which probably isn’t impressive to most but that’s something I will never be able to achieve with my tiny ass hands 😂 if he ever open handed slapped someone I would be highly concerned, it would definitely KO someone
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u/rosewaterhoe APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
My husband has always used 1 for me too, 2 if I’m REALLY into it but I have to be reallyyyy wet. I’ve squirted 1 time (so far???) and it was with 1 finger too!
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u/Spiritual-Macaron-13 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Yes it only takes 1 finger to release my inner squirting demon also lol I’ve never done that until now…Hell I’ve never hit the big O until him.
He showed me love and mental support and it just set my ovaries ablaze 😂😂
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u/Throwitaway3436 🥣 Cereal Killer Jun 12 '26
Same 😂 sex is amazing for me and my partner but is definitely like to squirt too lol
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u/Competitive_Hurry129 Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 12 '26
So what did he do with his fingers friend?! We need the info
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u/SourceTrust Oversharer 🗣 Jun 12 '26
So, I'm on my stomach, booty in the air, and he's three fingers in curling up. I think. I was pretty out of it, we had been going for a while 😭
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u/Competitive_Hurry129 Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 12 '26
I have a new task for my husband
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u/bayou_class Chaotic But Cute Jun 12 '26
Right. I was just finna bitch at him to take out the trash but I think i’ll just hold that thought and re-prioritize real quick.
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u/Competitive_Hurry129 Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 12 '26
LMAO mine needs to wake the fuck up like right now
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u/Successful-Grass-135 Body By Cheese 🧀 Jun 12 '26
Mine is 2,000 miles away until August 😭
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u/AHornyRubberDucky Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 Jun 12 '26
Well at least you know what you're gonna do in August girl 😭
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u/SuburbaniteMermaid white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet Jun 12 '26
This comment has me cackling
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u/fancypantsmiss Internet Auntie Jun 12 '26
Alright… currently aunt flow has visited but will report back 🫡
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u/crestedgeckovivi APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Like not to tmi but 3 fingers in the actual vaginal canal or like flatish across the clit/vulva/lips area etc, or an assortment of fingers in different holes....? Before piv or after?
Also good for you! get a mattress protector if you dont already have one etc.
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u/SourceTrust Oversharer 🗣 Jun 12 '26
After piv and it was three fingers flat inside the vaginal canal.
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u/Competitive_Hurry129 Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 12 '26
Like hamburger style or hotdog style? Up and down or like sideways?
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u/SourceTrust Oversharer 🗣 Jun 12 '26
It was like hamburger I suppose, and it was a "come here" motion. This is all according to him lmaooo
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u/Competitive_Hurry129 Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 12 '26
From one girl to another, thanks bitch (non derogatory) ❤️
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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Jun 12 '26
I’m so confused
Why have I never heard of this hamburger thing? Can someone please help me
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u/Accomplished_Cell768 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Hamburger vs hot dog is like a kindergarten style of explaining the orientation of things. If you fold a sheet of paper in half top to bottom it’s hamburger style because it’s wide and thick, if you fold it side to side the sheet is long and skinny hence hot dog style. I’m not totally sure what it means in this context though lol
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u/MorganaLeFevre 🥑 Voracious Vegan 🌽 Jun 12 '26
It means if the orientation is like leg, finger, finger, finger, leg, or is it leg, stack of fingers, leg
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u/little_baloney girls just wanna have pho Jun 12 '26
What helps is being very hydrated!! Drink lots of water! Just quit like an hour before or you’ll sound sloshy while doing it.
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u/fancypantsmiss Internet Auntie Jun 12 '26
Okay he is asking details… “curled up how? Too vague. Palm upwards. Palm downward. Palm sideward?”
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u/SourceTrust Oversharer 🗣 Jun 12 '26
Okay soooo... since I was on my stomach, he was curling in the direction of my clit from inside. He said there was a spongy tissue different from the rest of the canal, so he was teasing it.
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u/fancypantsmiss Internet Auntie Jun 12 '26
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u/RandomTreat Shart Coochie Board Architect Jun 12 '26
Yeah, as a female who has made other females come this way, you can feel the spot. Like OP said, curl the fingers upwards towards your belly button, making it come here motion. Sometimes a little twisty come here motion is good too.
Advanced level is then going immediately after the squirt, back to the clit, that can often times trigger another one.
And then repeat.In my 40s now and my body has learned how to have dozens of orgasms this way. It's pretty freaking fun.
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u/Aggressively_queer Assigned Hungry At Birth Jun 12 '26
I've been scrolling and reading thinking, some of these women don't know any lesbians and it shows!
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u/Steak-Outrageous Enby & Eatin' Jun 12 '26
For real. I’m speechless that this is news to people but congrats to you women for learning this!
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u/shortfinal New Recruit 🏳️⚧️ Jun 12 '26
stick your arm out. put your fingers on the back of your elbow. feels like that texture, rougher maybe.
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u/Elderberry1307 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Alright you found a good one girl. Like this wasn't just an accident, he pays attention to you 😊 I'm happy for you.
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u/garbaged0g Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 Jun 12 '26
sounds like he found a good angle to pummel your g spot into oblivion queen
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u/Competitive_Hurry129 Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
Update: hehe, it worked! Huzzah! (Within the first five minutes of trying it, might I add. Drank some water and felt each other up for a few minutes, went straight into doggy style to try it. Like two minutes in, it shot out of me and almost hit the wall lmao. We've tried it so many other ways, but doggy style never came to mind for some reason!)
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u/anneofred girls just wanna have pho Jun 12 '26
Girl my man has the magic. I had maybe done this once before ever, now that I’m with him it’s practically every time we have sex. Takes good safe magic men!
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u/RandomTreat Shart Coochie Board Architect Jun 12 '26
For me, it's the curling of the fingers into just the right position, and the intensity.
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u/SourceTrust Oversharer 🗣 Jun 12 '26
This!! I highly encourage anyone interested to do the research, as you should for any new sexual experience. As well as this, my boyfriend and I have done lots of talking and discovery about what gets each other going.
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u/Playful_Quality_6699 Hazy Grazer 😶🌫️ Jun 12 '26
Looks and sounds like your lobster is buttery
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u/minimamaz00m Foraging Bog Witch Jun 12 '26
Too buttery, too luscious… way to go girl, I love this journey for you 🏃♀️💦
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u/fancypantsmiss Internet Auntie Jun 12 '26
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u/Important_Muffin1 puff puff pass the snacks Jun 12 '26
Fast and hard mawmaw. And UP into that gspot.
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u/siisii93 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Jun 12 '26
Right?? OP: using his fingers in a way he never has. Me: okay can you tell me exactly how? 🤣
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u/Eilidh111 white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet Jun 12 '26
Vibrator on high. Straight on the clit. Apply slight pressure and round and round and then stop and apply more pressure. Repeat. After a couple times you’ll feel IT. Then you hit that spot with the zzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ. Repeat until done haha. Takes me 5 minutes max. Usually way less. And a man has never made me get there. I pulsate so hard I can see it, not just feel it.
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u/parasyte_steve APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
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u/meccahnisms Body By Cheese 🧀 Jun 12 '26
It’s the pro satisyfer you gotta get her
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u/Eilidh111 white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet Jun 12 '26
Also, I just use a regular vibrator. So when I say round and round, I just do the motion. I didn’t like the fancy ones. Just a strong one. I alternate between a small bullet sized and large massager. zzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz is just pressure, added pressure, back to regular pressure.
This may have all been too detailed but it truly changed my life. Having a really good orgasm every day is great for my stress. Also, when I have sex I always enjoy it because I’m never worried about getting there or not, because who cares? Haha. I can do that on my own.
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u/Libraluv hot girls have tummy troubles Jun 12 '26
I’ve done it this way and it took me by surprise. I jumped out of bed!
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u/entcanta333 Maneater Jun 12 '26
Actually though- Vibrator on high and hammering it down on the clit gets me every time haha
I've only "naturally" squirted once
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u/parasyte_steve APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Never in my life. I'll have to hit the vibrator harder ig 😭
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u/witchspoon Cleavage Crumb Collector Jun 12 '26
Invest in a waterproof mattress pad/protecter. 😂 now he knows it’s an option your room will be flooded…also remember to hydrate!
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u/throwra-someg Cookie Monster 🍪 Jun 12 '26
That’s just good advice in general. We’ve got like 4 layers of protection between fitted sheet and mattress. Largely because we got a puppy and didn’t know if he could always make it through the night, but turns out to be very practical for all manner of reasons!
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u/BobLoblaw_LLC Kitchen Witch Jun 12 '26
Yes! We bought a “sex blanket” it’s specifically a waterproof soft blanket for sex, it’s a game changer!
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u/shinybluedollar chismosa, metiche, en bata Jun 12 '26
This! Looool
I got tired of cleaning the couch and mattress. We got those cute waterproof sofa protectors from Amazon and a mattress protector for the bed.
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u/rbuczyns APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Absolutely this. Foam mattresses really don't dry that well. Gotta protect the goods! I've got a waterproof blanket I use.
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u/SatanicFruit-Loops Professional Nibbler Jun 12 '26
Yes! Was looking for this comment! Get the mattress protector and the waterproof blankets! Throw one on top before you start, you don't want to have to strip your whole bed every time, trust me it's exhausting!
And yes, hydrate!
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u/fingersforlunch Stinky Food Fanatic Jun 12 '26
manifesting so hard rn
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u/CuteRaisin2329 Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚♀️ Jun 12 '26
X2
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u/stresstwig Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚♀️ Jun 12 '26
I ain't a religious woman but I will say prayers for all y'all in this thread 🙏🙏🙏
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u/Moonlit-Daisy Internet Auntie Jun 12 '26
If you have not squirted yet, get a suction toy! You may flood your house once you do!
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u/jamiexx89 🩵 Trans Babe 🩷 Jun 12 '26
And lobster for dinner? Real life memeing. I kid, he sounds like a keeper.
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u/OrangePeelPrincess Carb-Based Life Form Jun 12 '26
“And viola”
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u/AccessClear9300 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Jun 12 '26
I feel this. I've been with my now husband(36) since we were both 15. We have experienced everything together. The joy of learning new tricks with someone you can be so vulnerable with is euphoria. Get the bed wetter protective sheets for the future. Highly recommend!
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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
I thought I had peed too! I was with my first ever boyfriend and I was a teenager (we both were, dw). They hadn’t covered squirting in health class (quel surprise) so yeah, I thought I had peed and I was so mortified! Suffice it to say, I’m very attracted to people who are good with their hands to this day, because that gets me going like no other.
Edit: I’m so fucking sick of this. It is a MYTH that it’s urine. It’s probably rooted in misogyny due to the fact that we truly do not know about the female body. It used to be counted as urine, but now it is not. It doesn’t look or smell like urine and, it is even reported not to taste like urine.
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u/sonnibunsss Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
cmon girl it’s not like straight up pee but on a, like, scientific level it does contain diluted urine, as well as other goop from the Skene’s. it literally varies based on things like how much water you drank because it’s literally your urethra pushing out goop in soasmic orgasm. but on a chemical level it is uria, uric acid, creatinine and stuff that comes from your urethra that is and originates from the water your kidneys just like pee just diluted. it’s very similar to pee, its projected similarly to pee, and that’s literally fine. it’s biology. i literally had to consult talk to my gyno about this due to over sensitivity and potential issues down the road (incontinence/weak urethral and pelvic control etc)
you can get pre-defensive but honestly i feel like the lack of education and acceptance about female urethra ejaculation is more misogynistic than anything. Male sperm literally reeks of bleach and can contain CONCENTRATED urine, who cares if squirt contains lite pee???
extra edit: lmao she said i traumatized her by telling her it’s pee and blocked me. getting sooo upset over it possibly being related to pee is blatant internalized misogyny, at least this commenter was ably to make some ground work there. love your squirt yall
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u/AlyssaurusWrecks eat hot chip✔️ be bisexual✔️ Jun 12 '26
Male sperm literally reeks of bleach
whuh. this is not a scent i have ever associated with sperm 😭
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u/Non_Creative_User i like eggs Jun 12 '26
There's cumming and there's squirting. After squirting, it feels like urine running down my legs, and it makes my sheets smell like urine. It also makes my clit feel like I haven't cleaned myself after taking a piss. It even comes out of the same hole as urine.
Personally I reckon people say it's a myth that it's urine is because they can't accept the truth. Or maybe it's something a guy made up and it's carried on from there. And yes, a study did come out to say... It's piss.
Much prefer cumming than squirting. Now I like the slowest as it runs down my leg. It also makes my clit extra lubricant so I can cum more.
I only squirt cos guys like it. No other time, but will definitely enjoy the pleasure of cumming on my own plenty of times.
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u/Different-Shock2670 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Eater Jun 12 '26
I'm very happy for you. Also, I'm not jealous, not jealous at all.
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u/Worldly_Science Well-Read & Well-Fed Jun 12 '26
I’m forever apologizing to my husband when he’s gotten me to squirt and his response is almost exactly the same.
Big stupid grin on his face and his ego a little bit bigger than it was before 😂😂😂
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u/doll_1101 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
PRAYING for this to happen to me at least once 🙏 😭good for you girl!
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u/United_Pain Assigned Hungry At Birth Jun 12 '26
Hey girl! Get yourself a waterproof pet blanket! Trust me I have five. They're cheaper than "sex" blankets and you can fucking wash them they're super soft.
So happy for you!!! For me, it's when something curls forwards and hits the internal part of the clit. (Highly suggest looking that up if you don't know what it is, our bodies are amazing.)
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u/Madmidge92 Noods 🍜 > Dudes 🤡 Jun 12 '26
The real ones know! Waterproof pet blanket gang.
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u/Alternative_Ask_1440 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
I also thought this was a myth until it happened to me. I would love to know what they do with their fingers to make it happen so I can teach my bf to do it lol
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u/Maximum_Ad_6731 in my [rotisserie] bag Jun 12 '26
Him turning on the lights 😂 oh that was the happiest day of his life
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u/throwra-someg Cookie Monster 🍪 Jun 12 '26
Giggles— viola
Congrats, OP! Sounds like you’ve got yourself a keeper! Put a ring on it and lock him down (in your basement maybe? 😂jk)
Hasn’t happened for me yet, but we’re just working towards getting comfortable with sex in general atm so it’s to be expected.
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u/Smknhippy Well-Read & Well-Fed Jun 12 '26
Well aren’t you gods favourite
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u/Throwitaway3436 🥣 Cereal Killer Jun 12 '26
Tell him to tell you so you can tell us and we can tell our bf or gf lol
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u/Important_Muffin1 puff puff pass the snacks Jun 12 '26
Almost exact same scenario happened to me and my ex. It literally just randomly happened while he was going to town with his hand. He stopped, looked at me, threw his hands in the air and went “YES!!!!!!!!!” And proceeded to make me finish lol. I think it’s like a trophy for them.
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u/ManicPixiePuckSlut Cleavage Crumb Collector Jun 12 '26
My fiance hits it easy, after 31 years of not even knowing I could, he does it without even thinking
I can’t hold it against him that he walks around with that shit eating grin 😂
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u/Skyyofblu3 Certified Snacker Jun 12 '26
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u/Constant-Visual-2913 chismosa, metiche, en bata Jun 12 '26
Invest in a love blanket to avoid messes 😆
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u/throwra-someg Cookie Monster 🍪 Jun 12 '26
Omg for. Freakin. Real.
Even without the squirting this was a game changer for us. Ain’t nobody got time to change the sheets at 11PM
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u/Constant-Visual-2913 chismosa, metiche, en bata Jun 12 '26
I was skeptical until I used it and yup… sheets stayed dry!!!!!
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u/Acceptable-Cry9854 mouth full, gesturing wildly Jun 12 '26
Anyone else just screaming she included a pic of the offending hands 😆😆
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u/exhausted247365 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26 edited Aug 06 '26
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u/oofty_goofty_ Shart Coochie Board Architect Jun 12 '26
Sounds like it's time to invest in a waterproof mattress cover and some quality waterproof blankets or towels.
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u/Painted_magpie Shart Coochie Board Architect Jun 12 '26
Similar to you, husband and I were together as teens and we’re still discovering new ways to pleasure each other. 18 years later and I can genuinely say it’s a new experience every time and it’s never boring. That look he gets on his face when he knows he did something right is priceless! Happy for you!!!!
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u/surplusninja hot girls have tummy troubles Jun 12 '26
My partner did this for the first time to me a few weeks ago. Compared to my last relationship with a man who didn’t even realize I might have different sexual desires than him…yeah LOL
Welcome to the club! It’s great, but we need a lot of baby wipes.
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u/Evening-Key7667 Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚♀️ Jun 12 '26
As someone in their 2nd year of their relationship, who was a lil’ worried about sexual intimacy, this post did wonders for me OP, thank you so much. To hear about you and your manzzzz still reaching new heights and learning more about each other was exactly what I needed. Thank you 🩷🩷🩷
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u/PleasantAd8955 Certified Snacker Jun 12 '26
i love this 😭 congrats! i’m lucky enough to have multiple orgasms, but i wanna squirt so bad
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u/DuskwalkersBride BRB 🎮 FOOD Jun 12 '26
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u/stirfriedcassi APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
The first time I did was with my current boyfriend. I don’t know what they do but truly that shit is MAGIC.
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u/SleepParalysisPal Pantry Gremlin Jun 12 '26
Lord I have seen what you have done for others and I ask that you bless me the same 😭
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u/basicbitch823 Kitchen Witch Jun 12 '26
almost same thing however once the floodgates opened they have not been able to be closed again 😭
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u/queenofthesprouts Chamoy 🥭 > Ya Boy 🤡 Jun 12 '26
Yeah my boyfriend made me squirt for the first time ever and I had no idea that was possible… so I married the man and we’re about to have our first kid together 🥰
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u/Jasperial greens✔️beans✔️potatas✔️tomatas✔️ Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
You know the sex is great when it ends in a puddle 😂 The easiest technique: lie on your back and have your partner (palm up) put 2-3 fingers in. Move them in a “come hither” motion along the top of the vagina (along the spongey tissue). Rub the clit at the same time and I promise you it never fails. Once your lover gets this down, they will literally try to make it happen EVERY session.
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u/B3rryMuffinz Hazy Grazer 😶🌫️ Jun 12 '26
Very experienced and I never did until I was self discovering more so at 25.
Enjoy ✨
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u/bogwitch27 hot girls have tummy troubles Jun 12 '26
Happy for y'all! Love that he did it again with the lights on ✨for science✨
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u/doomandgloomm hot girls have tummy troubles Jun 12 '26
Girl and you got lobster!? Teach me your ways of living life haha. Only thong my man gives me is a damn headache 🤣😭
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u/chino_irl i like eggs Jun 12 '26
YOUR BOYF IS GOATED
my boyfriend is so determined to make it happen im gonna make him start note taking
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u/refeminized Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 12 '26
Sooooooo happy for you, girly! Major congratulations 🎉🎊🍾 I hope my explanation helps someone else get there too 💕 everyone deserves a good squirt with their partner 🫶
My husband is the first man to make me squirt, too! I didn’t even know I could squirt before he got me there. (Same as others here) I thought I was peeing but omg it felt so good 😊 I just relaxed because I was communicating with him and trusted him and enjoyed the pleasure instead of stressing about a mess and it happened 🥰
For me it’s happened too many times to count now, since I learned i can make myself squirt when he’s fucking me. My trick is I do kegels while he’s fucking me and it’s VERY pleasurable for me and him 🥰 the more I cum the more likely I’ll end up squirting and the more pleasurable it is for him cuz I get even wetter 😍💕🫶
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u/marilynmouse 🐩 Food Aggressive 🍽️ Jun 12 '26
I squirt, I hate it. it’s not pleasurable for me, it just feels like pissing myself.
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u/TSGMFU 🦇 Gossipy Goth ⚰️ Jun 12 '26
Lmfao I had a similar experience with my partner. One night I was super exhausted we had an amazing dinner date we had already done a few rounds and they love to go down on me when I don't have any energy to buck anymore lol. My legs are spread eagle and they got some digits in and after a bit they're suddenly they're soaked like legit head to waist covered (there was so much it had soaked through the sheets, blankets, and was dripping off their face 💀). I have been with a few different partners but no one has ever made me finish like that and I was absolutely mortified by the mess. I kept apologizing I got up to get towels etc. They stayed there flabbergasted and amazed before asking me "did you just...all over me?" I wanted the earth to swallow me whole I just nodded and they said "HELL YEAH!" before proceeding to help me clean up the mess 🫠
This was many moons ago and they can still make it rain on cue and I genuinely have no idea how they figured it out bc even I don't know how they did it. It was also the night they gave me a promise ring so I really can't forget it 😭💀✨️
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u/ghettopotatoes Hazy Grazer 😶🌫️ Jun 12 '26
Man I'd be so paranoid like where'd you learn this outta nowhere 😭😭😭
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u/Zealousideal-Pound13 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
TMI but my bf makes me squirt constantly in all different ways. Once you unlock that aspect of yourself it’s a beautiful thing.
High recommend the SAATVA Mattress protector I have two of them and they have saved my mattress they are on the pricey side though.
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u/peachwobble APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Go order that waterproof blankie for a dog or baby. You don’t have to clean up like crazy next time you squirt, and just throw it in the washer.
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u/Purple_Technician759 Body By Uber Eats Jun 12 '26
Yeah. It’s definitely a, “ayo so they weren’t fucking lyin????” Moment.
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u/sonnibunsss Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 12 '26
man i wish i could stop squirting
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u/pinkjakuzure Overthinker 💭 Jun 12 '26
Meanwhile im almost 7 years in with no squirt and a dead bedroom :’)
Happy for you girl 😭
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u/sabrinadora Body By Cheese 🧀 Jun 12 '26
The first time this happened to me I was SHOCKED. Between the embarrassment and the hormonal rush from such an intense orgasm I just started crying 😭
My fiancé still teases me about it to this day😂
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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Jun 12 '26
So this is my question. When I tell my husband to stop as I’m about to do a wee-weee that is me about to squirt?!
OP you’ve opened my mind up to so many things?
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u/iscreamthenyouscream APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Girl I didn't know I could orgasm by being fingered, I didn't know I could orgasm through penetration. I didn't know I could orgasm multiple times. I also didnt know I could squirt!!!
And then I met my husband at 35 and omggggg that man does some kind of witchcraft lmaooo whew!🤯🥰
So happy for you!!
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u/StaleBaguetteIForget Shart Coochie Board Architect Jun 12 '26
My husband recently found out that he can do that to me 💀 they’re giddy about it because it’s basically the only thing that they can physically *see* to show they’ve done a good job 😂 I’m taking advice from others here, gonna look for a waterproof blanket!!
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u/Greedy-Conclusion701 Big Back Baddie Jun 12 '26
Omg yes! I have experienced that same thing! My current bf made me for the first time. Worst part was my first time we were doing it in the back of his car… sooo that sucked a bit for him but he was super into it and didn’t mind. I was a bit embarrassed. He encourages me now and says the mess is worth it. Kinda hot!
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u/omy_dayz Resident Yapper Jun 12 '26
I def never thought I was able to do that but boom get with the right women lol. I lowkey looove to make my girl squirt tho
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u/Madame_Trash_Heap Trader Joe Hoe Jun 12 '26
His reaction is so cute and sweet. He really cares about making you feel good and I hate to say that is kinda hard to find these days. Congrats!
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u/Lakadaizical Overthinker 💭 Jun 12 '26
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u/littleghostfox PO🥔TAY🥔TOES Jun 12 '26
Congratulations!! 👏
Although these comments are making me feel like something's wrong with me lol 😭 I've squirted before and didn't like it.. it felt weirdly uncomfortable to me? Like almost TOO intense feeling. Anyone else? Maybe I should try again, but every time I feel like I get close to that, I feel the urge to stop.
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u/Awkward_Apple_4861 Oversharer 🗣 Jun 12 '26
This has been the most informative, educational post I’ve seen in a very long time 🫡
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u/SlaytanAF 🥝 Herbivore 🫒 Jun 12 '26
Get the mattress guard friend!!! It only gets better from here!!
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u/Own-Recognition9009 APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Oh have fun! I like squirting when my boyfriend penetrates me. You can try doing that with yours
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u/Charming-mid APPROVED✨ Jun 12 '26
Welcome to the club babe