r/Gamingcirclejerk • • 1d ago

FEMALE?! No, I'm not letting any of you forget.

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u/Habernant 1d ago

Elise did not have all that

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u/fartdarling 1d ago

Have you never seen fanart of a female character before? They're basically always given a wheelbarrows worth of bazonga-gro-hongeros

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u/itrashcannot 1d ago

Call me giving a swag but I despise artists who give women certain assets that they don't have. If you're gonna goon, goon to what they have. A bunch of fake fans fr smh, a real fan loves a character for what they have!!!

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u/tilealt 1d ago

frfr and on a similar note, if you wanna goon to big tits, draw a big-titted character with big tits. Millions of those to choose from

Same for people who draw short or twinky characters with the giant buff CEO body-type. Like bro at this point that's not him anymore

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u/Big-Yak670 13h ago

I never did get that yea. Surely the point of gooning to a character is to goon to that character so why make them look different?

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u/HeckOnWheels195 1d ago

See Kiriko Overwatch

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u/fartdarling 1d ago

We don't need to give specific examples, it's well over 95% of female video game characters who aren't mega curvy just get made into mega curvy in the art

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u/HeckOnWheels195 1d ago

Well, yeah, I just used this one cause it's especially egregious

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u/fartdarling 1d ago

I mean, she is at least an adult human woman. Over in pokemon fandoms if its not the actual beasts themselves it's the 10 year old girls like misty or Dawn or may etc

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u/HeckOnWheels195 1d ago

Yeah, that tracks

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u/MisuCake 19h ago

No I'm gay.

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u/KakarotAlter 1d ago

Same with Cynthia but she's always drawn as a giga milf

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u/guyrandom2020 1d ago

But she does now. And I’m not complaining.

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u/GibbonsComics 22h ago

Honestly this version is less problematic.

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u/Appledash- 1d ago

Her design has been modified

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u/Suspicious_Mall_7560 1d ago

haha! one!

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u/Mgrafe88 1d ago

I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot

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u/Suspicious_Mall_7560 1d ago

I'll be back.

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u/IncognitoRedMode 1d ago

She's going to raise rent, isn't she?

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u/Instant-Autopsy 1d ago

Mhm, by 10%!

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u/Thundersting 1d ago

Those leggings make her look like she has bird legs.

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u/i_walk_the_backrooms 1d ago

trumplike spray tan on her entire legs

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u/NimRodelle 1d ago

You say that like it's a bad thing. :<

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u/FrostyMitten626 22h ago

Ah yes, the most controversial scene in a game so bad it retcons itself out of canon...

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u/OrganizationCold154 1d ago

Unpopular opinion, I never understood the outrage over this ship. Especially coming from the same fanbase that regularly lusts after any female mobian in the franchise.

It was poorly written, but not morally reprehensible like people are portraying it to be..

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u/LowTierPhil 1d ago

It's kinda important to remember the Goomba Fallacy in this case, as not every Sonic fan believes it is Hot Chick Heaven.

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u/sarix117 1d ago

Try not to reach through the screen!

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u/PunishedPeep 1d ago

Heeere we go!

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u/CulturalMesh 1d ago

It was very uncomfortable to see a drawnout, awkward as fuck "romance" between an anthropomorphic animal and maybe the most realistic looking human we've seen in the franchise.

Yes its not that crazy when fans say they wanna Crack Rouge but to have the official IP lean into that with multiple interactions and cutscenes made us all see it was very very weird in practice

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u/newtonsolo313 1d ago

I think it was just so weird and jarring to see elise’s uncanny 3d model kissing sonic on the lips that it stuck with the fanbase. If elise didn’t look like that it probably wouldn’t have left a such a bad taste in everyone’s mouth. If they were both cartoons for instance people would probably be split but a lot more would like it.

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u/ComradeSclavian 21h ago

The funniest thing about it and what most people forget i think is how it's implemented

After a mission with no explanation you end up with an arena, on one end is Amy and on the other Elise, whoever you stand next to is the one sonic kisses

THAT'S ITS

I was replaying the game a few years ago (well a friend was and i was watching his discord stream) and we all absolutely cackled at it

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u/InternationalCap2176 1d ago

Try not to reach through the screen!

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u/sarix117 1d ago

You beat me to it haha

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u/Mean-Nectarine-6831 1d ago

Only issue I had with it was sonic was hours dead.

Also people are thirsty for people like wrex and garrius from mass effect which are essentially lizards.

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u/Silly_Fix_6513 1d ago

I mean, sonic is a minor as well

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u/tazerrtot 19h ago

so is she lol, she's only a couple years older than sonic

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u/pomeclipse 1d ago

There are three reasons: Rouge's tits and mantling.

Rouge single-handedly turned Sonic into the "ew furry" series, so all the rapists pretending to be puritans referred to his relationship with Elise as "bestiality". And also Rouge was made flat as a board after 2003.

Mantlers are mentally-ill people who live vicariously through fictional media like doppelgangers trying to steal the characters' lives. So when they favor a ship, their entire sense of self-worth and validity is dependent on that ship. Sonic is the main character, so he is in many ships, and his brief relationship with Elise sends shippers into psychotic meltdowns.

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u/yuefairchild Virtua Forcefemmer 1d ago

God I hope mantling is your word and not a known phenomenon.

Don't tell me

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u/guyrandom2020 1d ago

Idk if mantling is a real term (in this context), but people who self-insert into characters do exist, and self-insert characters also exist. Putting aside anime and Japanese LNs, the most egregious example would probably be Harry Potter; in part because Harry is a pretty boring character, yet the world itself is interesting, people often aggressively self-insert (either into Harry or their OC), briefly leading to the TikTok trend of “phasing”, also known as competitive escapism.

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u/pomeclipse 1d ago

The word, I've taken from Elder Scrolls, where it refers to an identity being passed from one to another, especially a mortal taking the identity of a god.

The practice that I refer to as mantling, unfortunately, I did not contrive. It's an extremely common habit in children's media fandoms such as Sonic and My Little Pony.

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u/yuefairchild Virtua Forcefemmer 1d ago

Yeah, I know it as kinning, I was afraid the word was yoinked to mean something bad IRL.

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u/pomeclipse 1d ago

I would rather not refer to madness on the madman's terms.

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u/Charlotte_Praline 17h ago

I think you're right and the fact you were downvoted further supports your points

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u/EasterViera 1d ago

bestiality

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u/Jay-CaRo 1d ago

Does that even apply to furries?

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u/EasterViera 1d ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/furry-scale

Elise and sonic are different species, and while consent can exist in both parties, people can understandably be in shock about the whole interspecie dynamic in a serie that doesn't adress the concept with maturity.

Also sonic was unconscious when elise kissed him

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u/guru2764 Blue-Haired Woke Liberal Trans Female Feminist SJW Tumblr Normie 1d ago

Bestiality applies to species of different levels of sentience, because the one that is not sentient cannot consent

A dwarf and an elf getting together in lotr would in no world be considered bestiality despite them being different species that don't even have a shared origin

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u/ConnerGoesSuperSonic 22h ago

Okay not to defend the kiss or anything but it was very clearly a Snow White situation rather than a she was taking advantage of him situation

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u/ArtroyomsAK 1d ago

Sonic can consent

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u/pomeclipse 1d ago

Surprised you can spell it. Not surprised you don't know what it means.

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u/Global_Pineapple2392 1d ago

Unironically had a huge crush on Elise as a kid cuz I love redheads, still kinda do

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u/Gordon_freeman_real The Woke Warrior 1d ago

I don't understand why this is downvoted, I'm unfamiliar with this character, are they a little kid or smt?

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u/itsameluigi1290 1d ago

I think I read something years ago that said she was 16, but I don't remember if that was official or not

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u/yomer123123 22h ago

She is 16 iirc, but i dont think thats what the downvotes are for. This character is Elise from SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (sonic 06)

As you can imagine with a game as bad as 06, the writing is also terrible, and Elise is a boring af character who constantly needs to be rescued. Most people in the sonic fanbase hate/dislike her.

She is Sonic's love interest in the game, something which is actually crucial to the plot, terribly written, and to top it all off she brings him back to life by kissing him.

(I don't think people are mad for a kid having a crush on another kid. Also Elise's relationship with sonic is ok in that regard too, pretty sure he is officially under 18 years old. Well, "ok", if you ignore the sort-of beastiality of it but not really because sonic 06 also has actual animals in it? Like I said, it's a bad game)

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u/EtheusRook 1d ago

Least depraved Sonic fan

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u/GoodNamesAllGon 16h ago

I can’t not hear that in a valley girl voice.

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u/ArtroyomsAK 1d ago

The only things that make me uncomfortable are the bad writing and the fact that Sonic is very stylized and she looks realistic

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u/pomeclipse 1d ago

When you cast Neck to Boobs

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u/nathanator179 1d ago

You know there's a non zero percent chance chris sees this right?

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u/no_reports_found 1d ago

This feels wrong, it's too normal for a sonic horny art

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u/Charlotte_Praline 17h ago

Lol kinda true

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u/CMMJ18 1d ago

Screw you for this

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u/VirgoxValentine 1d ago

Underneath all the shit was a really good gem and P-06 is propf of that.

Sonic 06 and FFXV are my "this game is pretty bad/mediocore, but damn do i love my garbage"

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u/Venomspino 15h ago

Counterargument, Metal Sonic is not in 06.

Meaning the game is immediately a 0/10

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u/yomer123123 22h ago

Comparing 06 to FFXV should be criminal

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u/yomer123123 21h ago

What the fuck happened to this thread

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u/VirgoxValentine 22h ago

Totally fair. If I get the wall I can't say I didn't have it coming.

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u/yomer123123 21h ago

back in my day 06 was compared to FF13

Which is also kind of unfair because afaik 13 isn't buggy as hell

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u/VirgoxValentine 21h ago

13 and its sequels were definately flawed but the hate was undeserved.

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u/VirgoxValentine 21h ago

Oh wait nvm you're a Zionist kill yourself fash.

שחררו את פלסטין

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u/MirrahPaladin 1d ago

I like Elise, she’s a sheltered (both socially and emotionally) loser just like me fr

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u/GaritetheGOAT213 19h ago

Why are her legs orange?

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u/amiliaaaa Clear background 18h ago

they're tights.

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u/Deep_Grapefruit2780 MUNSTER RANCE 17h ago

Tights with individual little spaces for every toe?

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u/Spiderteacup 15h ago

Vacuum sealed

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u/iloveshecalk 14h ago

You can do that with pantyhose as well it looks pretty hot

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u/SaturnsPopulation 18h ago

Really badly rendered tights, mind you, makes it look like she has bird legs.

...they should have just made the Soleanna royal family birds of some kind.

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u/Pale_Gas1866 11h ago

We all know elises only purpose was to get stung by porcupine hairs down there though 💀 Why are we pretending that she had any depth?

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u/LinuxDweller 10h ago

I know this is probably supposed to be a hate art but Elise is my favorite woman character from the games so I'll gladly accept her royal thickness 😍

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u/taczki2 1d ago

why would we its like the best sonic game

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u/StrappingYoungLance 1d ago

Okay but show me the coitus!

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u/TheLoneSlimShady KRSCH is perfect video game 1d ago

Look like someone is jerking on circlejerk subreddit

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u/DJ_Aftershock gay gay homosexual gay 23h ago

No video game character has ever been doomed harder by the game they debuted in. At least Silver made it out of hell.

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u/superploobert1 23h ago

I could be wrong but I am pretty sure she's a teenager

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u/CokomonX 21h ago

He can run fast!?

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u/Mydemonswon 1d ago

Man, people really need to get laid.

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u/OniLink96 21h ago

Elise was so real for this, tbh.

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u/Superman557 21h ago

My boy sonic is a dog

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u/rfgstsp 1d ago

Well, it worked.