r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Grand-Western549 • Aug 07 '26

Video A peruvian long haired guinea pig.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 Aug 07 '26

Lil' bro has better hair than me 😭

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u/ChymChymX Aug 07 '26

The question is how did he afford a flight from Peru to Turkey to get his procedure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/balls4xx Aug 07 '26

Then he became donor kebab

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u/Mr-_-Soandso Aug 07 '26

Maybe she's born with it?

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u/Tricky_Football_6586 Aug 07 '26

That remark stands Head & Shoulders above the rest.

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u/Warm_tamperture32 Aug 07 '26

Maybe she's cavia Porcellene

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u/Comfortable_Ninja842 Aug 07 '26

Maybe it's Maybelline.

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u/falseappearances Aug 07 '26

You were 2 replies too late bro

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u/MrDismal Aug 09 '26

I was embarrassed for him I had to down vote him

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u/MaleficentPlate69 Aug 07 '26

Turkish Hairlines had a sale recently.

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u/badgerj Aug 07 '26

Same way Paddington did? 🤣🤣💀

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 Aug 07 '26

Have you heard of Peruvian marching powder?

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u/KalEl001Sega Aug 07 '26

they are Native to the Americas, so no balding.

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u/Monstramatica Aug 07 '26

He flew with that hair.

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u/Rough_Brain_8185 Aug 07 '26

„The question is how did he afford a flight (…)”

Lettuce

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u/alegxab Aug 07 '26

Peru is kinda like Turkey, at least if you're talking to a Portuguese speaker

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u/girlinanemptyroom Aug 07 '26

I think you mean America to turkey.

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u/No_Manufacturer1110 Aug 08 '26

The title literally says Peruvian guinea pig, so flying out from Peru was actually correct.

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u/BbwLaceyXoXo Aug 07 '26

he was smuggled. don’t ask how.

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u/a_aniq Aug 07 '26

He is rich. He has his own tv show. Very popular among the guineapigs.

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u/One_Advantage793 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

I seriously thought it was a video of someone brushing out some kind of partial wig or toupee when I first saw it.

Edited to fix the common phone fat finger ai instead of I because people keep telling me not to pay attention to AI. Jeez! Mistake purely my own human brain!

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u/DieselHouseCat Aug 07 '26

His name can just be Toupee.

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u/CHSummers Aug 07 '26

Ahem. Hair System.

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u/Little_View_6659 Aug 07 '26

Reminds me of the Tales from the dark side Hell Toupee about the killer toupee.

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u/StupidizeMe Aug 07 '26

"Toupée" avec l'accent - c'est tres chic!

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u/Waste-Account7048 Aug 07 '26

Or not toupee..

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u/XLIVtetsuo Aug 07 '26

Not probable but I hope

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u/Sparegeek Aug 07 '26

It was lucky its name wasn’t dinner.

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u/Corfiz74 Aug 07 '26

I thought it was Cousin Itt from the Adams Family.

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u/WindAdministrative42 Aug 07 '26

You use AI to scroll Tiktok? /s

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u/One_Advantage793 Aug 07 '26

That's a fat finger ai that should say I but! it made me laugh.

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u/Slow-Instruction214 Aug 09 '26

Don't listen to AI recommendations, make your own assessments

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u/sinisterdesign Aug 07 '26

Cannnnnnn I wear a Guinea pig on my head? 🤔

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u/RoboDae Aug 07 '26

An alternate Ratatouille

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u/ImSolidGold Aug 07 '26

"Sir, your wig squeeks." "Jerry, stop squeeking!" "Squeeks"

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u/ReasonableCry5682 Aug 09 '26

You've got to train him to "stay" first.

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u/shroomiedoo Aug 07 '26

Bros hair is glossy as fuck

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u/Bluecif Aug 07 '26

That's a living wig....

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u/bc_gamez Aug 07 '26

Train him to sit still on your head. Do you know Spanish?

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u/froggz01 Aug 07 '26

Siéntate en mi cabeza, Peluca.

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u/Kingkongcrapper Aug 07 '26

Gets paid to be a living toupee on the weekends.

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u/efcomovil Aug 07 '26

Lil bro has hair

Sad bald noises

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid Aug 07 '26

Cuy Fabio has entered the Chat.

BTW:

In Latin America, cuy (spelled cui in some regional variants) most commonly refers to the guinea pig, a domesticated rodent native to the Andean region that is traditionally raised and eaten as a high-protein delicacy.

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u/shadoeweever Aug 07 '26

Found the Fabio joke, I feel better now. Little guy just needs to watch out for geese

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u/Mental_Health638765 Aug 08 '26

Lol holy shit, what a reference

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u/ArmpitofD00m Aug 07 '26

No problem, my guy will sit up top comfortably and make it look like a fine center part.

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u/HyenDry Aug 07 '26

Lil bro looks like me

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u/pratpulsar Aug 07 '26

Lil bro eats pure protein...

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 Aug 07 '26

Makes for a bulkier Guinea pig roast.

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u/AdministrationSad861 Aug 07 '26

Lil' bro has hair. Not me. 😶‍🌫️

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u/SPARKYLOBO Aug 07 '26

At least you got hair!! Bros and sis over at r/bald need your support

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u/Lazy_meatPop Aug 07 '26

I feel attacked 😔

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u/leivanz Aug 07 '26

Fk that shit, it's scary and sad.

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u/wdnwcgm Aug 07 '26

exactly what I thought lol

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u/hipkat13 Aug 07 '26

Came here to say exactly this 😭

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 Aug 07 '26

Claire, it's french.

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u/Flimsy_Sun_8178 Aug 07 '26

Lucious and thick hair 😭

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u/Optimal-Smile-7675 Aug 07 '26

Do a Pantene commercial

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u/Ok_Mix8548 Aug 07 '26

I was about to say the same 😭😂

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u/yearofthesponge Aug 07 '26

So fabulous. Would make an excellent wig!

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u/diurnal_emissions Aug 07 '26

This is an ancient internet video. Our standards for content are bottoming out, people.

We are fed recycled garbage, when the Internet was once a fertile ground for human creativity.

We lost so much, for what? More billionaire psychopaths?

The poison pill is in our hands...

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u/Ok-Veterinarian-7785 Aug 07 '26

I still love you no matter what 🥰

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u/UnhappyGreen Aug 07 '26

Many do, I’m sure

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u/OptimusSpud Aug 07 '26

Certainly more than me!

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u/tubbymaguire91 Aug 07 '26

Lil bro is better hair than you

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u/Tao-of-Mars Aug 07 '26

It’s too creepy. Someone please unbreed these animals. 

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u/Either-Outside6740 Aug 08 '26

It won't happen overnight... but it WILL happen.

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u/samahiscryptic Aug 09 '26

I'm jealous of a freaking guinea pig!