r/Comebacks • u/Last-Rule-6344 • 1d ago
Got sick at work
Basically threw up in the bathroom, got some on my shoes but didn’t notice till it was to late. Mind you I’m in a area where there are Staff members and clients. So I go to my Facebook account and notice a few staff members pointed out how I smelled apparently so I didn’t take it personal. Now this got way out of hand I’m irritated by how back stabbing this was. I’m past that now. I’m single, pay my bills, live in a Trailor house with a small pest problem “mice” and to be honest I should of done bought clothes for myself but I have kids and bills. Kids are my best friend’s so they get most but back to my ask! What is a Good comeback for a Overzealous, overweight, double wide, hating b****, who is trying to make my life harder than it really is? I’d sure like some memes about it but I also want to keep it going cause I had enough, I’m a stuck up for myself from now on
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u/FantasticVoyuerage 1d ago
The best comeback would be to keep your chin up and better your situation. People like that get off on their affect on you. Fighting back shows they're getting to you. Also, fat overzealous cunts tend to run to HR when their bullying backfires and a person fights back. "OP called me a fat overzealous cunt, I just pointed out that we could smell vomit on their shoes." Would definitely get you fired.
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u/VictorOfArda 1d ago
First, you gotta clean your shoes. But I would say something like, “I live in a trailer and I’m raising my children and doing the best I can. What do you want from me?” and make it audible but don’t shout it. It’s not a ‘gotcha’ comeback but it’ll either make them feel like an asshole or look like an asshole to everyone else. Heh. Best revenge I think when you can’t say what you really want to say bc HR is right there.
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u/laserdicks 1d ago
Washing your shoes is the best comeback.