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u/AbeLackdood Jun 30 '26
Plot twist...the two kidnappers that "helped" at the end would never have guessed the hostage they beat in the legs with batons would escape in some of their running gear out the window,then stumble into a local marathon! Thinking quickly they threw on some running shorts and shoes and tank tops that were laying around and ran into the crowd to find him...there he was,unable to even walk from the baton beatings when they scooped him up and he was never seen again...
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u/LethargicMeh Jul 01 '26
What you don't see is this is only after the .2 in the 26.2
The starter pistol smoke was in the background
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u/Putrid-Shoulder-4248 Jul 04 '26
"This guy does not need medical attention, he just needs me to force him up and get him to continue when he is clearly done."
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u/Hayden1664 Jun 29 '26
If I’m looking like that bad, sod the race, get me some medical help and some water ffs