r/AskOuija • • 5d ago

[META] u/Ouija-Bot is currently offline. We are working to get it fixed ASAP

10 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 16d ago

moderator announcement [META] Are you interested in having an images enabled weekend/event here?

18 Upvotes

Over on redux we do it once a month, and it's proven very popular.

Would you like to see it here?

Even though this is now a NSFW sub (thanks reddit admins!), we would draw the line at porn and gore images being posted.

Let us know via the poll ☺️ It's open for 48 hours, so the majority of our core users should see this in time to vote 🤞🏻

Feel free to discuss in the comments.

Lots of love cum,

mods neckbeard virgins.

411 votes, 14d ago
254 Yeah, nah, yeah (Yes)
157 Nah, yeah, nah (No)

r/AskOuija • • 9h ago

Ouija says: NUT How do i summon a succubus?

16 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 5h ago

Holy shit ____ is at the bar!

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 3h ago

Ouija says: CUNT Help spirits, I need a word that doesn't offend anyone quickly!

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 4h ago

Suddenly, it spiraled out into some weird advert about a lonely man desperately looking for ____ and being driven insane by it.

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 57m ago

"I AM A MAN WITH FIVE _____!" -Markiplier

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 5h ago

Ouija says: Snusnu Sentence him to death by ____.

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 5h ago

Ouija says: CAPYBARA Spirits, what tastes better than a chocolate milkshake?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 1h ago

Spirits, will you be participating in nnn this year?

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 2h ago

I thought it climbed into a normal taxi but instead got into a _______ taxi, I might be cooked.

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 10h ago

Ouija says: OP I have lost respect for _______________

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 12h ago

Ouija says: D I can't believe our ____uck ran out today.

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 12h ago

Ouija says: 69420 How many pickles can you shove up your a$$?

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 18h ago

Ouija says: NEIN Spirits, can You speak russian?

15 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 4h ago

Ouija says: DEAD Please remain calm, we're ________!

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 5h ago

Is there anything I need to know before I sleep with my TAE-02?

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 21h ago

Ouija says: PEZ I have eaten Trump's ____. Now I'm in jail

13 Upvotes

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r/AskOuija • • 3h ago

Where can I find a female gamer friend?

0 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 8h ago

Ouija says: BUFFALO Congratulations! On tonight’s The Price is Right at $69,000, you’ve won a free ________

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 5h ago

Ouija says: NO Spirits, can you give me the entire first paragraph of the bee movie script?

0 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 9h ago

Can you make the best joke for me?

0 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 22h ago

Ouija says: SHINYPOKEMON I accidentally summoned a demon, and now she won’t stop touching my _________.

14 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 17h ago

Spirits, can you help me find my _____?

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 1d ago

Ouija says: HORNY [meta]Spirits, why the fuck is every other post nsfw now

37 Upvotes

Like seriously it's like every top or hot post is nsfw and it's driving me crazy