Yesterday I got shot in my hand
I was just going to class
Just another funky day
A spike of electricity
Going all the way up my spine
And it made a little hole on my hand
As I placed my hand on the classroom doorhandle
Jesus whispered ye of no faith
“You wiped your ass with the church calendar page from your backpack at the public washroom”
So hold my wine I’m giving you
Starirarirarirarira
Starirarirarirarira
Static shock
Stadidadidadidatidak Shock
Baam
I broke my hand
I broke my hand
But I have midterms tomorrow so I need to go to class
But I have midterms tomorrow so I need to go to class
Starirarirarirarira
Starirarirarirarira
Static shock
Stadidadidadidatidak Shock
Baam
I broke my hand
I broke my hand
But I have midterms tomorrow so I need to go to class
But I have midterms tomorrow so I need to go to class
Ye need soul cleansing baby
Ye haven’t showered for 2 days
But your soul is more dirty
Ye wiped your ass with Jesus's face
Ye wiped your ass with Jesus's face
But oh no jesus please don’t do that to me
There was no toilet paper
You said you treat all humans fairly
If you gave me toilet paper
I wouldn’t have wiped my ass with your face
Wipe my ass with your face
Ass with your face
Ass with your face
Starirarirarirarira
Starirarirarirarira
Static shock
Stadidadidadidatidak
Shock
Baam
I broke my hand
I broke my hand
But I have midterms tomorrow so I need to go to class
But I have midterms tomorrow so I need to go to class
Starirarirarirarira
Starirarirarirarira
Static shock
Stadidadidadidatidak Shock
Baam
I broke my hand
I broke my hand
But I have midterms tomorrow so I need to go to class
But I have midterms tomorrow so I need to go to class