r/technology • u/thinkB4WeSpeak • Sep 11 '26

Society Dating Apps Are Dying

https://time.com/article/2026/09/09/dating-apps-are-dying/
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u/Turnip-for-the-books Sep 11 '26

Textbook capitalist enshitification. Get a Golden Goose and then fuck it to death for short term gain

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u/CraftySauropod Sep 11 '26

Taking what you said literally is quite the image. Also, I can imagine some of our mad kings literally doing that.

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u/Turnip-for-the-books Sep 11 '26

There’s an app for that ;)

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u/smooth_criminal1990 Sep 11 '26

Get "Honker" on App Store and Google Play today, and find your perfect feathered match!

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u/bibblejohnson2072 Sep 11 '26

Hell there's a South Park episode for that..

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u/Any_Narwhal_4437 Sep 11 '26

The French call that foie gras.