Hi! Hope you're having a great week! :) I'm 45/F/Denver suburbs, plus size (5'10, size 3X), single, no kids.

I've been so busy with work and family for a long time that I haven't had enough of a social life for a while, but I have a bit more time these days and would love to chat with (and possibly meet in person at some point, if you're local), a great single guy over 35!

Feel free to message me with your age, where you're from, and whether you're single in your intro. Looking forward to hearing from you! :)

40, Portland, OR, WFH in tech. The job is fine. The house is quiet. By 2pm I’ve already had entire conversations with the microwave and given two of the plants names they did not ask for.

Looking for a woman to chat with during the day. Easy and fun. Banter, teasing, the occasional badly timed joke. If it turns a little flirty, even better. I like that kind of back and forth. Bonus points if you also work in tech.

I’m on X more than I should be. I listen to the Red Scare podcast, Anna and Dasha. The Perfume Nationalist. Rare Candy. If you’ve been in that orbit, we will probably get along.

I’m not trying to make this a whole production. I like talking to someone who’s sharp and doesn’t take herself too seriously. If you can make a Wednesday afternoon interesting, that’s pretty much my type.

If this sounds like your kind of thing, say hi. Tell me what you’re avoiding at work or home right now. I’ll tell you about the latest meeting I keep postponing.

I have been single for the last three and a half years and I would like some sort of touch by the time I’m 50. It probably won’t happen anytime soon. However, I come to Reddit seeking communication.

How are you? I’m Dave. I’m from the Midwest, Indiana to be exact. Where in Indiana…good question. Today I have been dogsitting and relaxing, and of course tomorrow I have work. I do have a job, I pay my bills. When I’m not working, I like to hang with friends, watch tv/movies, travel when I can. I’m a fan of coffee, games (I have a switch 2 that everyone is talking about..), concerts and just having a good time. Wanna hear a bad joke, ask away.

I don’t know what to say about what I’m looking for in a person, only because I’m not wanting to settle down immediately. Would I like to get to know someone…sure, isn’t that what we’re here for?

If you wanna message me, please do. I do ask that you are in a time zone close to mine if possible. I’ll be waiting…

Looking for someone to vent to while i paint by number :) right now

Hello I'm Tony. 47 years old, from Boston and the father of two (18,26) I am a laid back, friendly, humorous guy looking for someone to talk to, play games with and maybe hang out in person if we click. I don't drink but am 420 friendly. I work but don't drive

I'm looking for a single woman that plays videogames. Ideally a humorous, kind, non judgemental woman who wants to form a long term, lasting friendship and isn't afraid to initiate conversation. I don't want someone who will just respond to me but someone who will also reach out to me to chat. I miss having someone to go through the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs and the creamy middles of life with

And I'm serious about the games, it's my favorite way to bond with someone. I play on PC and PS4. I'd love to find an Overwatch partner (Bastion main) or a co-op friend for games like Stardew Valley, BG3, Sea of Thieves, Fortnite, It Takes Two, Plate Up!, Diablo 4, Party Animals, Fall guys and many more.

Some of my other interests include. Baking, Reading, DBZ, Comics, Star Wars, Nature Walks, Anime, Arts and Crafts, Concerts (hoping to see Baby Metal in September!), 80's Cartoons and Music, Youtube, Looking at furniture and having a discussion about where it could be placed in a room.

IMPORTANT:
1. Females only
2. If interested, send me a chat with your age, location in LA, a general idea of what you are looking to do
3. Be ready to exchange verification pictures

I am an Uber driver that gets pretty bored during the late night hours.

I would like to find a passenger that wants to meet up for some naughty fun with an Uber driver. I can pick you up and we can role play in Uber. I got the newest Tesla with all the bells and whistles that can make our encounter fun. Auto pilot that can drive us around as you give road head, a big screen I can turn porn on, and back seats that go all the way down so you can lie and see the stars through the sunroof.

Or maybe you want me to be your Uber Eats delivery driver and I can make a deliver to your place for some naughty fun.

I am open to other kinks you may have, just send me a chat.

About me: I have a picture on my profile. I'm Caucasian, 32, 5'9, 160 lbs, sane, down to earth, clean shaven face, uncircumcised cock.

I am DDF and tested clean as of last month and I expect you to be the same. Any penetrating sex will be with a condom.

About you: 18+, fit to chubby, HWP, attractive, clean, DDF and recently tested.

Everything will be descrete and NSA.

I’m looking for a single man between the ages of 45-55 for an online naughty best friend. I’m seeking someone to not only flirt and have nsfw fun with, but someone who wants to be friends also, get to know each other, talk about anything and everything, maybe watch movies and shows together, play games (however that can work out virtually, I have a couple of ideas), etc. I want to get to know each other to the point I’m totally comfortable with you. We can start by chatting here, then eventually move to a different app for texting and phone calls.

I think mutual physical attraction is important, so we should be able to share a pic and be honest, but kind, if the attraction isn’t there. It’s also important to me that we share similar politics, values, morals, and beliefs.

About me: I’m 5’3 230 pounds, medium length brown hair, hazel eyes. I don’t particularly like my body since I have gained weight and am working on losing it, though it isn’t easy, lol. I am a registered democrat, and am liberal and progressive. I’m non-religious. I don’t smoke or do drugs, and not particularly 420 friendly. I believe it should be legalized, I just don’t personally like it. I rarely drink. I’d prefer not to engage with someone who is constantly high or drunk. I like a variety of music/tv/movies, like to cool and bake, play card and board games, and read and collects books, and crafting. But most of my time right now is spent on reorganizing and redecorating my apartment and I would love to talk your ear off about it.

I don’t need someone’s time and attention 24/7, but I appreciate someone that has time to give and communicates well when they don’t. I would also appreciate someone in the same time zone as that makes it easier.

I’m sure I’m forgetting a bunch of stuff, but we can figure that out together.

Last 6 months or so has been tough at work. Been having to spend a crazy amount of time in the car. It was temporary thing, but it has now started to swing the other way, thankfully! I expect the next couple of days and evenings to be pretty boring and free of much of anything. Come drop a message and say hello,

Let’s talk about literally anything else! Movies, books, TV, games, hobbies, or whatever other interesting thing you want to share. Fall is in full swing, but the temperature really hasn’t decided what to do. what sort of things are you looking forward to doing outside now that it’s cooled off?

Good recent movie?

Any good sci fi book recommendations?

Where would you like to go on a vacation?

How’s life?

Wanna talk cars? Need a car recommendation? I love giving them

Just need someone to shoot the breeze with? I’m your guy!

Happy Wednesday!  I hope you're having a great evening 😎  I'm settling down for the night and halfheartedly flipping through the many streaming services I have looking for something of interest to watch and thought heeey how about some company!  This is where you come in...riding on a unicorn or pegasus etc. to save the day!

A little about me: I'm 6'0 with brown hair, rocking a dad bod, with a well kept beard I'd love to have you stroke and run your fingers through while you whisper sweet or naughty things into my ear. I've been told I'm funny, and not just in the looks department (har har). I partake in several nerdy hobbies that I'd love to overshare with you about! Attached and not looking to change my situation or yours, but not afraid to catch feels and go deep. Able to frequently communicate and open to voice/video chatting once we're comfy. I'd love to be the reason you're grinning at your phone.

What I'm looking for: Look, I'm going to be completely real with you here. We're on Reddit. You probably don't live close. I have 99.9% certainty we are not going to be riding off into the sunset together. That being said...I'm going to flirt your freaking face off if I find you attractive. Be ready for it, expect it, be someone who enjoys it. My libido is high, but utilized appropriately. Would prefer to exchange pics really early on to establish attraction. I am seeking more than a platonic penpal or to be an unpaid therapist. Please be fun, flirty, and able to hold a conversation.

Drop me a note and tell me what mythical creature you're riding in on to save me from a boring night with!

Hello!

I'm hoping reddit can help me find my person. I’ve tried the apps without much success - I might go back to them but they are designed to make the companies money rather than actually create connections, and I much prefer getting to know someone properly through conversation rather than trying to do it through a 50 character description with nonsense AI prompts...

I live a bit South of Glasgow - I recently moved into a great house with countryside views! I am 42, 6’2” tall, very slim build, with dark hair and blue eyes. I like to stay active - I run several times a week, and particularly enjoy parkrun. I also enjoy cycling when I can.

I love reading - I have hundreds of books and my favourite time of day is reading for a bit before bed. I’m into historical fiction and fantasy – my favourite book is The Lord of the Rings. I also enjoy films and TV (Marvel, Star Wars/Star Trek, LOTR, Jurassic Park, that sort of thing), love cars, and follow F1. I’m an animal lover too - I am a cat person, but like all animals (although don't have any pets at the moment).

I enjoy travelling - I’ve completed the six major marathons and this year I’m aiming to run a half marathon every month - some in the UK, and some overseas - I have been to Italy twice this year, along with Germany and Austria. I am glad that's coming to an end - it has been a lot!

I don’t drink (don’t mind if you do), smoke or do drugs (sorry but would prefer if you didn’t either). I'm single (obviously), I’ve never been married, don’t have kids - and I don’t want any - that’s something it’s important to be clear about early on.

So what am I looking for? I’m looking for a partner - ideally someone calm and affectionate who enjoys a quiet night in, who shares some of my interests but also has their own and would like to share time and experiences together. Someone who is fairly active would be perfect - you don't need to run or cycle (although that would be great!) - but just have something you enjoy doing and want to tell me about, and maybe even get me into! Someone I can have a genuine connection with - really looking for my new favourite notification, someone I can't get enough of!

While I am based near Glasgow and would love to meet someone close, I am often in London and very open to meeting someone from there or elsewhere in the UK. I'm also open to longer distance for the right connection.

I have a good job, a great house, plenty of things I enjoy doing and I'm happy with life as it is, but I'd love to find the right person to spend time and share experiences with.

If any of this resonates, I’d love to hear from you. I’m happy to chat, then move to a video call if we get on, with the aim of meeting in person. Thanks for reading!

Chubby Florida mom in the Tampa Bay area.
I consider myself a bit nerdy, who loves Lego, Titanic and Project Hail Mary.

I work a LOT, so when I have time off, I am a homebody who absolutely loves to travel, and cruising is my most favorite.

I love being on the water, going to the aquariums (dying to go to GA). I love broadway shows and disney music. I love Christmas, and already in the Christmas spirit. I want someone to go walk/drive through the lights with. The whole Christmas experience!

I'm looking for someone to chat with, get to know. Someone 32+ who is semi-local to the Tampa area (driving is hard when you're on call all the time). Someone patient, kind, honest and good with communication. Someone who loves to travel, but happy binging the newest netflix show as well.

Hey! I'm looking for a good local man to form a friendship and a genuine deep connection with 💕 I'd love to find someone that actually wants to get to know me. Someone that I can chat with about lots of things often throughout the day and meet up with regularly for dates and activities, and see what develops. Someone that is interesting, can keep my attention. Let's chat and see if we vibe! 😘

💜 ABOUT ME:

I am 44yo and live in Carroll Co, MD. Im 5’2” with brown eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and I'm chubby/curvy (pics on profile). I'm a single mom with a FT job, college educated and I'm a bit of a homebody. I like to have fun, and I'm playful, kind, passionate, caring, open-minded and loyal.

♂️ LOOKING FOR:

My preferred man is SINGLE and local, between 34-48yo, a go-getter and knows what he wants (no games), honest, respectful, protective, kind, sane, fun, has a sense of humor, is open-minded, responsible, loyal, emotionally available and affectionate. And an excellent & consistent communicator, likes to chat often (big texter) and likes to cuddle. I'm attracted to guys that are Caucasian, fit(ish), hygienic, DD free (420 is fine, although not my thing) and are selective about who he is with.

Send me a message with some info about yourself and grab my attention (age, location, appearance, hobbies/interests). I wont respond to low effort messages. Also, please send a photo right away 📷

Baltimore, MD, DMV, DC, southern PA

38/F. I’m a Black woman and business owner. My business, plants, and hobbies keep me busy.

I’m interested in connections where accountability is not a scary word.

I’m into:

Self development

Astrology

Pilates

Strength Training

Audiobooks

Walking trails

Globe trotting

International friends are a plus. As I’m traveling I’d like to meet up at a coffee shop.

Ideal friends:

Have personal core values and beliefs (It’s okay if beliefs/values aren’t 100% aligned. As long as you stand them).

Done some self work

Are open minded (I’m CNM)

Honest

Hi there, hows your day going? Good i hope! I dont have much going on today and would love to meet someone to chat with!

I love to cook and bake. Lasagna, curry, muffins, cupcakes... i make delicious food. Let me show you?

I have a mini library. 2 bookcases almost full and still adding to it. I like reading scifi, fantasy, horror, and littpg.

Big fan of movies, especially horror. Have a nice collection of blurays too. Physical forever!

Love all kinds of music. Country is not my thing tho. Let me recommend you some songs!

Other hobbies of mine include writing, coloring, staying active by walking or biking, tennis...

The really prefer the 3 C's

Compassion, communication, consent.

If you are curvy/alt/nerdy please move to the front of the line but everyone is welcome! Also know effort you put in is effort you will get back.

Send me a message and lets chat!

I miss having that person you can talk to about pretty much anything. Someone to joke with, give a hard time, flirt with, and genuinely look forward to hearing from. That’s the kind of connection I’d like to find.

A little about me: I’m 42, born and raised in Texas, 6’1”, around 230 lbs, with brown eyes, salt-and-pepper hair, a trimmed beard, glasses, and two tattoos on my left forearm. I’m no gym model, just a regular guy who’s a work in progress and comfortable with who he is.

I’m married, and I’m not looking to change my situation or yours. I’m hoping to meet someone who wants a connection outside the usual day-to-day routine. Something that starts with good conversation and a little flirting, then grows into something we both look forward to. The inside jokes, random messages, and occasional butterflies when their name pops up? Yeah, I’d like a little of that.

I’m easygoing, affectionate, sarcastic, and probably more of a softie than I let on. I also have a confident side and a bit of a dominant streak, but I’ll let you discover that for yourself. When I’m not working, I’m usually into camping, fishing, swimming, sports, cars, movies, or getting hooked on a good TV show.

Who am I looking for?

A woman between 25 and 59 who has a sense of humor, enjoys a little playful banter, and wants more than a few messages that go nowhere. Married is preferred, but I’m open to someone in a long-term or open relationship. The U.S. or Canada would be ideal, and CST is a plus, though time zones aren’t a dealbreaker.

Tattoos and piercings definitely catch my eye, but they’re not a must. A woman who can make me laugh, give me a little attitude, and flirt right back has my attention.

To give us something to talk about, here are a few questions. Pick a couple or answer them all when you reach out:

1. What’s something a man can do that immediately catches your attention?

2. If you could disappear for a weekend and forget about real life, where would you go? Can I come along in that daydream?

3. What’s something about yourself you find ridiculously attractive? Don’t be shy!

4. And just to mix things up a little… bush or bare?

I’m not here just for naughty pictures or a quick thrill. Attraction matters, of course, but I’d rather find someone I genuinely enjoy getting to know and see where things go. Ideally, it’s something consistent, mutual, and fun for both of us.

If you’ve made it this far, why not take a chance and say hi? Tell me a little about yourself, answer one of the questions above, or just start with whatever comes to mind. You don’t need a perfect opening line; a little personality and genuine interest go a long way.

Who knows? We might just end up being each other’s favorite notification.

I'm a 48 year old white guy, 5’11” 190lbs brown eyes and salt and pepper hair. I’m pretty easygoing, stable, and definitely still young at heart. I'm married, but untortunately the intimacy and connection have been gone for a while, and I really miss having that physical fun.
I'm looking to meet a woman who's warm, fun, affectionate, and enjoys a good laugh. I'm a man with a high libido, so physical chemistry is important to me, I'd like to actually enjoy talking, hanging out, getting to know each other, and having something consistent that we both look forward to.
If you're in a similar situation and miss having that kind of connection, I'd love to hear from you.
What is your favorite 80's or 90's comedy.

** IMPORTANT: Do make sure you’ve read all of this before reaching out to me!
I appreciate that this is quite a *lengthy* read - it’s not going to be everybody’s cup of tea, but that’s exactly the point.

I’ve put in the time and a lot of effort to articulate what I’m looking for to avoid wasting everybody else’s time.

You’ll get a very full sense of who I am, what I’m looking for and what I’m hoping you’re like.

Please extend the courtesy of at least having read it in full before saying hello. : )
If you can’t make it to the end then I guarantee you will not be able to handle my level of communication or commitment.
Get a drink, get cosy and let’s begin… **

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Hello there, people call me Amara. Nice to meet you! 👋🏾✨

Quick summary of what I’m searching for:
I’m looking for an older, Dominant gentleman to develop a connection with, shower with affection and attention and to be mentored by.

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What I’m hoping you’re like:
- White/Light Skinned - Caucasian, Mixed, Asian, Hispanic etc.
- Ideally between the ages of 38-60~. This is a soft limit with some wiggle room.
- Single and Monogamous. HARD LIMIT. (No married men, no ENMs/Polys and no Dominants already in a dynamic with a Submissive. I’m a greedy little gremlin and I’m not looking to share right now! 😋)
- Not overly muscular nor extremely overweight in build. I do like a little bit of a dad bod - they make for wonderful, comfy cuddling!
- Smaller physical attributes, hair colour, eye colour etc. doesn’t really matter to me.
- Location also doesn’t matter to me. I’m open to starting online and relocating for the right person.

I do like to exchange photos somewhat early on, just to make sure there’s a mutual attraction; buuut, I also like to play a game where we reveal only portions of our selfie over the course of the getting-to-know-you phase! Hopefully you’d like to play too.

For now, here’s my description 🌸
- 29 years old.
- 5’2”.
- Light-skinned, black British female.
- Dark brown eyes.
- Curly dark brown hair. Both almost look black unless I’m in the sun where the true colour shines through. ✨
- 210lbs and declining.
- Curvy, ample bosom and butt with wide hips (thanks genetics!)
- Ears pierced, no tattoos.
- Never married. Zero dependents, heavily leaning child-free.
- UK based. Relocating in just over a year’s time - destination: TBD.

My personality and what I enjoy:

🧁 The Vanilla Stuff
I’ll gloss over so we can get to know each other better over one-on-one conversation. : )

- Demisexual, Sapiosexual, Bisexual.
- AuADHD.
- Video games.
- Game Development - 3D modelling, video game apparel, environment and tools + rigging and animation.
- 3D Printing.
- Web Development - Full Stacks Developer wannabe.
- VERY Amateur Woodworking. Mostly in the ‘I love watching other skilled workers do their thing’ stage, rather than the stage of being able to make my own amazing things.
- Mouldmaking, slip casting and ceramics.
- Woods and forests lover for strolls and hikes.
- A variety of fibre-arts.
- Would love to try my hand at cosplay and I already have the perfect outfits in mind!
- I LOVE asking and receiving questions; and, as you can see from this post, I adore lengthy messages so please be inquisitive and talkative! There’s a lot of conversation starters here and beyond. If you do not have the time or energy for a full-on relationship, do not reach out.

🔗 The Kinkier Stuff
Again, glossing so we can go into more expanse lists and deep dive into shared interests in our own conversation.

✨ Brat / Submissive / Middle (DDMG) ✨
You don’t have to like all of the same things that I do but having some overlap to talk about would be nice. Here’s a small list of some my interests:
- D/s Dynamics
- DDMG
- Spanking
- Choking
- Face Slapping
- Light Verbal Possessive Degradation
- Collars And Gags
- Blindfolds And Hoods
- Wax Play
- Restriction/Pinning/Cuffs/Spreader Bars
- Primal
- Forced Orgasm
- Cock Worship/Warming
- Shibari
…to name a few.

Okay, now that the bullet points are out of the way… if you’re still here and interested then I’d like to finish up by expressing what I’m looking for in a connection and why.

~ Outside of the bedroom |
I’m hoping that whilst you’re dominant in the bedroom, you have a firm, yet softer, persona outside of the bedroom that allows me to be a bit of a ‘dominant caregiver’.

One of my main ‘love languages’ is acts of service and I tend to autonomously ensure everyone’s needs are met.
Whether it’s making sure you’re fed and your cup is full, keeping up with appointments, upcoming celebrations and gift wrapping to medicine, hot water bottles and head massages when you’re sick.

Now, by no means am I referring to being nothing more than a subservient 1950s housewife stereotype.
I do these things as a show of affection… because I want to, when I want to. NOT out of a sense of obligation and ‘tradition’.

I’m headstrong and will speak my mind. I’m the dominant in my own life and have to be to have gotten where I am plus where I want to get to.

So, I’m not looking for anyone who wants a meek, yes-woman who will wait on them hand and foot…
I’m not looking for someone who wants to ‘tame’ or diminish and pacify the spirit that I have built. But rather I want someone who is looking for their equal.

Someone to gently fan this fire so that we can both be great, together, in our own individual yet harmonious ways…
(Unless, of course, we’re roleplaying then by all means let that misogynistic freak flag fly! 😋)

~ Inside the bedroom |
In the bedroom, however, I want you to grab the bull by the horns and put me in my place.

At the end of the day, I’m tired of having to be the strong dominant for everyone else and just want to find someone who will let me melt completely in their open arms.
At last being able to relinquish the remaining shred of my control, fully knowing that I am safe.

~ Brattiness |
I’m a ‘playful’ bratty sub.
My form of ‘disrespect’ is playful teasing and rebellious defiance.
I enjoy questioning your authority to see whether you’ll rise to the occasion and remind me who’s the boss.
I like to gently poke the bear and run away when it’s finally riled up.
Sure, I expect to face the consequences of my actions but that won’t stop me from batting my big, brown eyes at you and pleading for forgiveness… Which you’ll give me because I’m your sweet girl… Sucker. 😋
I like to run until I’m caught, kick until I’m pinned and gently nibble until I’m gagged.

Here’s a little hidden message for those paying attention. If you’ve made it this far, say: pickled purple cabbages somewhere in your opening message. You’ll shoot straight to the top of my lookout list and are more likely to get a response. I will not respond to messages that say only the phrase, however. You still need to properly introduce yourself. : )

~ Adventurous |
My kink list above is by no means exhaustive, with new things being added to it fairly regularly.

Though the list is long, there is still a *large* part of it that is yet to be physically explored. Coupled with that, there are a lot of basic, vanilla acts I’ve not yet had an opportunity to try. This makes me feel a little shy initially but I’m eager to give it a go! ☺️

I’m looking for a safe, reliable space in which to do that with an experienced, patient dominant who is happy to show me the (sometimes literal) ropes.

Mentor me in the experiences I’ve yet to try and guide me in perfecting the things you enjoy most.
I want you to turn me into your personal, custom-made toy.

I’m hoping you’re equally adventurous, wanting to grow and explore new things together.

Toys, outfits, scenes, clubs and hidden gems. There’s a whole world of fun out there to be explored and I’m willing to bet it would be better shared.

~ Relocating and Home |
In regard to long distance and relocating: I’m up for moving to an entirely different country for the right person when the time is right.

But, as an overly ambitious heads-up, should we ever be cohabiting a home together, I fully intend to repurpose a whole room (or basement) into a depraved little playroom, filled with all sorts of devious devices for both to enjoy.
I’d love to talk some more about this in our chat.

If you’ve made it this far then perhaps you’re the person I’ve been looking for…
If you think so too then I’d love to hear from you!

Send me a message, opening with a few basics about yourself:
- Name
- Age
- Physical description
- Where you currently call home
- SFW interests and hobbies
- Your own NSFW interests (and if any happen to overlap with my list)
Also let me know whether you’d like to play my slow burn selfie game!

Let’s get to know each other and see where this goes. ☺️

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- Any ‘hi’ or short/low effort responses will be indicative that you have not properly read this post and WILL be ignored.
- I will also stop responding to those who cannot hold a conversation. AKA talks at length about themselves but regularly does not return questions for the conversation to grow from.
- I’m not interested in being with a Trump supporter.
Required disclaimer: 18+ Only

Hi there! James here, I am 38 (soon to be 39) from Maryland (Anywhere in the US/Canada is fine too; you don't have to specifically be from Maryland. I can freely travel/relocate due to WFH) and looking to chat and see if chemistry develops.

Still looking for my person... NO MAGA/conservatives. Absolutely not.

I am 6', black hair, hazel eyes, love working out/lifting weights! It is as good for you mentally as it is physically. Willing to share pics as well!

Some of my hobbies/interests...

Lifting weights (I go 4x a week; it's my mental reset)

Videogames

Movies (HUGE Marvel fan; love anything HORROR/sci-fi/comedy/action/high fantasy primarily)

Huge music fan (of all kinds; primarily of the 90s/early 2000s variety)

Road trips! (Tons of fun, especially with the right co-pilot)

Traveling

Stand-up comedy

Socialize with friends (can have just as much fun staying in too)

Drinks occasionally

Sports

Learning to play electric bass guitar

Voice calls/voice messages (It's way easier and more fun to get to know someone/talk with them via voice; much easier to convey sarcasm as well 😁)

Audiobooks

Being active and outside (LOVE the beach!)

HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST SEASON.

Shoot me a message if you're interested, and a pic since attraction is important; wouldn't want to hit it off like crazy and find out we're not attracted to each other.

Here is my voice to show I am not a bot, if you're curious:

https://voca.ro/17YDWuF7kFeE

I'll set the scene for you:

The kids are in bed, the lights are off, the house is locked up for the night. I climb into bed with a pint of Ben & Jerry's and I get ready to watch a movie. Only...nothing sounds good and I suddenly can't recall a single movie I would like to watch. I remember the website pickamovieforme and all their recommendations are films I've already watched.

Here's where you come in:

Send me a DM with your favorite movie. Any genre, though I won't likely watch anything scary alone. My genres of choice are generally sci-fi, fantasy, action/adventure, comedy, romance, or movies based on books. So let me know what's your favorite movie? 🎥🍿🎬

I’m a tall, fit 47-year-old professional on the West Coast with a mainstream look, a good sense of humor, and frequent business travel. I’m hoping to connect with confident women who enjoy laughing, relaxed conversation, mutual pleasure, and exploring strong sexual chemistry. I’m known for shooting an unusually large volume of semen and would love to meet someone who genuinely appreciates that, always with clear communication, consent, and discretion in mind.

Let's chat! 😁

I am looking for something casual and fun to blow off some steam every now and then. I work a lot but luckily I am in control of my schedule so I can usually make the time with a little bit of heads up.

When it comes to what I am looking for, I am pretty open, however, I am not looking to jump into another super serious relationship or marriage. In the short term, I would love to have regular sex again and that's honestly what I am looking for with this post. Things typically develop from there and with that I like to keep things casual and let things flow naturally.

When I am involved with someone, to me, respect is the absolute most important thing. I will always show you respect and will always act kindly towards you. I don't believe in yelling, voice raising, or big arguments. I understand the physical power imbalance between a man and a woman and I think it is a man's duty to always make sure that his woman feels safe. In exchange, I expect the same in return and will walk away if I feel you are not living up to this agreement.

In the bedroom, I am very dominant and love being in control. I am always happy to lead our interaction and all I expect from you is to do what comes naturally to you. You won't ever have to initiate or worry about what pleases me. What pleases me most is you making yourself available to me and once there, I know where to take things. I very much care about the pleasure of my partner and will always make sure you feel good and feel taken care of.

I am 41 years and have no kids. I have my own place about 10 minutes from the beach. I am 5'10 and weigh 158 lbs. I am white with brown hair with a touch of gray, hazel eyes, and a fit/muscular body type. I workout several times per week, and always try to take care of myself.

STD free.

Single Caucasian guy, youthful 50s, fit, educated, professional seeking a shorter woman over 40 for a lover/FWB. If it turns out to be a LTR, great!

Smart, educated, short, small figured women are the best match for me. Race isn't an issue at all. You must be local (75 miles +/-) of Austin.

Logistics: I have my own place in Central Austin, don't mind traveling in the greater Austin area, and can be discreet as need be.

Let's chat, exchange pics and meet for coffee/drinks to see if there's the needed chemistry.

hi friends, i’m seeking something fun that has potential to grow into something genuine, preferably local-ish.

about me:
i’m a neurodivergent artist with a trash mouth and a heart of gold. playful, charming, and direct.

while i come equipped with dark humor and unhinged memes, i am wholesome and tender hearted so be prepared for that kind of energy.

born to 🥰
forced to 🤬

when i was young the adults called me an old soul. now the kids call me a young soul 🤷🏻‍♀️ i’m into all the grandma hobbies (gardening, crochet, crafting, rescuing cats) but i also play video games and smoke weed (which could also be considered grandma hobbies)

only interested in people who are into:
- witty banter
- human rights
- emotional availability

not interested in:
- maga supporters
- talking to chat gpt
- age gaps
- great big bushy beards (some facial hair ok)