r/mildlyinfuriating • u/We_consume_the_world • Sep 12 '26

SPOILER ALERT 60% air!

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Brand new…. I didn’t expect my deodorant to have more air than a bag of chips… won’t be getting this again.

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u/Electronic-Donkey Sep 12 '26

Sorry, why would anyone want to smell like wood barrel bourbon? 🤭

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u/WING-DING_GASTER Sep 12 '26

It smells quite nice actually, and it's more subtle than a lot of the other popular deodorant brands.

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u/RoboJobot Sep 12 '26

Manly man men

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u/SaioLastSurprise Sep 13 '26

I don’t wanna smell like Charlie Sheen

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Sep 13 '26

Women are supposed to smell like flowers and desserts. Men are supposed to smell like abstract concepts, countries or a 1920s outlaw drinking whiskey in a wood cabin. Them's the rules.

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u/OmgitsJafo Sep 12 '26

That's just musky vanilla, isn't it? That sounds pretty nice

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u/bugabooandtwo Sep 13 '26

That one and the pine tar.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind buying a bar or two of those soaps just to keep in my sock drawer. They do smell more like a sachet you'd traditionally use to freshen up a dresser.