r/mildlyinfuriating • u/We_consume_the_world • Sep 12 '26

SPOILER ALERT 60% air!

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Brand new…. I didn’t expect my deodorant to have more air than a bag of chips… won’t be getting this again.

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u/AlasKansastan Sep 12 '26

Dr. Squatch is just another sellout, shit brand

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u/_zombie_k Sep 12 '26

Aren't they expensive as hell anyway?

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u/MrZephy Sep 12 '26

$20 deodorant 💀

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u/_zombie_k Sep 12 '26

That's what I thought lmao
But yeah, the scam is definitely that it isn't completely full

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u/Jankster79 Sep 12 '26

Is it not measured by weight? 75g deodorant is 75g deodorant no matter if the container is big as a truck or if it's packed loosely in a plastic bag.

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u/_zombie_k Sep 12 '26

How dare you bringing up net weight

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u/StopReadingMyUser soggy toilet paper Sep 12 '26

This used to just be a generally helpful tip, but now it's almost mandatory for shopping. Like adblockers for using the internet.

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u/Countermove Sep 12 '26

Yea I feel like this is more of a reading comprehension issue. You can see the Oz on the front and compare it to other deoderants in the store.

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u/HGpennypacker Sep 12 '26

If I’m paying $20 I sure as shit better be getting some aluminum.

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u/EC_TWD Sep 12 '26

You are, it says the aluminum is free right on the packaging /s

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u/EC_TWD Sep 12 '26

$13 on their website and my local grocery

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u/MrZephy Sep 12 '26

I live in Canada. Lol

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u/WhaleMetal Sep 13 '26

I don’t understand how people pay that kinda of money for fucking deodorant.

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u/The_Arachnoshaman Sep 12 '26

Sellout? They've always been absolutely fucking dogshit and market primarily to insecure men.

YOU THINK YOUR SOAP IS FINE? ITS NOT ACTUALLY SOAP!!! IT'S DETERGENT!!!! AND IT IS KILLING YOUR SPERM COUNT!!!!!!!!!

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Sep 12 '26

AND IT IS KILLING YOUR SPERM COUNT!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S WHY I GOT A VASECTOMY!

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u/Swords_and_Words Sep 12 '26

No, their first two or three years were actually decent healthy ethical advertising, that's how they jump started their brand identity in the first place 

Been more than a decade since they made the shift to anti-science and red pill dog whistling

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u/RickSanchez_ Sep 12 '26

I just bought it because it smelt good 😭

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u/Faulty_english Sep 13 '26

Wait what? I only got it because I was trying out deodorant that didn’t give me a rash. They cater to red-pilled stuff ?

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u/Nihilist_Hermit Sep 12 '26

I dont disagree theyre not a good brand, but where does the sellout part come from? They werent good from the start, and didnt stand for anything as far as im aware

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u/ClownsHonor Sep 12 '26

You're a sellout for saying this.

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u/Nihilist_Hermit Sep 12 '26

I think I'm following the logic. That other guy is a sellout for saying theyre a sellout, and everyone in this thread is a sellout

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u/thecoolerdanny Sep 12 '26

Same shit brand that was selling sweeney soap btw

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u/AlasKansastan Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26

Ok?

Edit- why am I getting downvoted? Am I supposed to know what Sweeney soap is? What does that even mean?

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u/I_am_naes Sep 12 '26

Maybe it’s the snarky and unnecessary “ok?”

Or maybe it’s your edit complaining about being downvoted. That’s why I downvoted, anyway.

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u/AlasKansastan Sep 12 '26

It wasn’t snarky but if you all wanna read it that way be my guest. Pretty common on Reddit

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u/I_am_naes Sep 12 '26

Ok, chief.

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u/AlasKansastan Sep 14 '26

Fuck off lol

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u/iliya193 Sep 12 '26

I’m wondering what purpose the Ok? served, then. If it wasn’t for snark, what was it intended to add to the conversation?

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u/_zombie_k Sep 12 '26

Just saying "Ok?" is indeed kinda snarky. You never mentioned that you don't know what they are talking about before your edit.....

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u/airedout19 Sep 12 '26

Oh REALLLLLLLY? (That’s not snarky btw, but feel free to read it that way, pretty common on Reddit)

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u/thecoolerdanny Sep 12 '26

I was just adding to ur point, they made a soap bar out of sydney sweeney bath water. Gooners went crazy for that shit

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u/DennisTheConvict Sep 12 '26

I just Googled it and I wish I hadn't.

It's soap made out of "Sydney Sweeney's real bathwater".

I hope she wasn't doing work up in the attic or out in the garden before they made that.

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u/QWOPtain Sep 12 '26

I think the crowd that soap was geared towards was hoping she had...

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u/FirebreathingNG Sep 12 '26

I found it hard to put on too. Like it doesn’t slide like Degree does.

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u/SleezyYeets Sep 12 '26

Brother how are you using soap? 3-4 days is insane even with a cheap brand and 2 showers a day.

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u/EC_TWD Sep 12 '26

So just the daily showers? Or do you consider the furious extra lathering in the shower to be the before/after sex?

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u/The_Cow_Tipper Sep 12 '26

Sex without a partner 6 times a day?

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u/VengefulOtaku Sep 12 '26

Ye there's a reason they need beautiful women like Megan Fox and Sydney Sweeney to sell their shite product, it's shite