r/mildlyinfuriating • u/esli- • Aug 24 '26

ಠ_ಠ This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

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Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

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u/WhyattThrash Aug 24 '26

That sure is one way to describe chlamydia

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch Aug 24 '26

How else can you confirm if she's hot if it doesn't burn after?!

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u/Nessy3fidy Aug 24 '26

Could be the clap instead.

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u/The_Space_Janitor Aug 24 '26

Or enthusiastic double gonorrhea

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u/Lamzydivys Aug 24 '26

Thank you for that unexpected LOL this morning!

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u/DDM_Reaper20 Aug 24 '26

Holy Shop, I'm dying here... WELL DONE!!!

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u/MatchlockBravo Aug 24 '26

Haha le epic