r/mildlyinfuriating • • Aug 24 '26

ಠ_ಠ This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

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u/University_Dismal Aug 24 '26

Was that v for vendetta?! They just just shaved her head and painted red circles under her eyes.  I remember thinking that I don’t even look that fine after a bad nights sleep. 

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u/WeeDramm Aug 24 '26

In the book she specifically mentions that she can mark the passage of time by the growth of underarm hair.

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u/enlilsammah Aug 24 '26

Well yeah like you said her hair was removed. 

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 Aug 24 '26

Well I'll be outside then. Because if there's a hairless Korean girl who looks exactly like Natalie Portman, I absolutely have to meet her...

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u/Raerth Aug 24 '26

Natalie Portman being famously Korean.

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u/Any-Transition95 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

As an East Asian, born and raised in Asia, all I can say is you haven't met a lot of Asians either... It is almost comical to suggest that "it’s very common" for Asian women to not have body hair.

Is it more common than in the West? Sure. But it is nowhere near the majority. Not to mention using Asian genetics to explain Natalie Portman of all people. Like, cmon.

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u/BananaBeanie Aug 24 '26

damn they all bald?

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u/Hot-Shart Aug 24 '26

Dammit I KNEW I should’ve asked that Korean woman at Kroger to show me her armpits the shit is why I never go outside I always fuck up the most basic shit

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u/hot_chopped_pastrami Aug 24 '26

Must be tough to live without legs or arms, let alone armpits.