Our moon being formed.

[u/howimetyourcakeshop]

[u/Eighty-Nine]

[u/PossiblyMakingThisUp → u/Eighty-Nine]

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it (because they went extinct from their economy being wiped out by an asteroid) - George Santayana

[u/iRegretsEverything → u/PossiblyMakingThisUp]

Thanks Obiden

[u/UntidyVenus → u/iRegretsEverything]

Jobrack Obiden

[u/dsdvbguutres → u/iRegretsEverything]

Bibama

[u/Independent-Gazelle6 → u/iRegretsEverything]

[u/josnik → u/PossiblyMakingThisUp]

Don't worry, it's already priced in.

[u/VFour_ → u/Eighty-Nine]

Think about the shareholders!

[u/stuttufu → u/VFour_]

Every time I see a gigantic asteroid crashing on our planet, I know that we will receive a mass layoff email from the HR next Monday.

[u/johnnybiggles → u/stuttufu]

And you're still going to be expected to finish the workday before cleaning out your desk.

[u/madmexicano → u/VFour_]

Poor shareholders

[u/im_new_here_4209 → u/VFour_]

And their children, think about the children of the shareholders!!!

[u/TruskVarner → u/VFour_]

Eckhardt! Think about the future!

[u/Dragon6172 → u/Eighty-Nine]

But the Dow is over 50,000!

[u/SimplePlus7376 → u/Dragon6172]

welp, not anymore.. guess those Epstein files are free to be released

[u/Immediate-Damage-302 → u/Dragon6172]

DOLLARS?!?

[u/n1ghtm4n → u/Dragon6172]

if the Earth was blasted in half, that's still 25,000. that's where we were in 2019. we'd be fine.

[u/cruisin_urchin87 → u/Eighty-Nine]

[u/Giffdev → u/cruisin_urchin87]

[u/virtuouswraith → u/Eighty-Nine]

Asteroids!? In this economy!?

[u/Eighty-Nine → u/virtuouswraith]

I was promised a multi-quadrillion dollar gold asteroid and I'm going to get it

[u/PowerOfUnoriginality → u/Eighty-Nine]

Ok, but how will this affect the release of the Epstein files

[u/TheRemainingFruitcup → u/Eighty-Nine]

This made me laugh so hard 😭😭

[u/t1ttlywinks → u/Eighty-Nine]

Gas prices are boutta be CRAZY!

[u/stacecom → u/Eighty-Nine]

But the Dow is over 50,000!

[u/RivvaBear → u/Eighty-Nine]

NO! THE SHAREHOLDER VALUE!