Our moon being formed.

[u/howimetyourcakeshop]

[u/dicksjshsb]

Good man.

I’ll be diving for my computer mid air as I’m thrown into the seismic wave of magma and debris so I can click “deny” on one last health insurance claim and die in peace.

[u/Wikidclowne → u/dicksjshsb]

Same, but I'd be clearing my search history so in a few million years I don't have to worry about alien anthropologist kink shaming me.

[u/ddadopt → u/Wikidclowne]

Same, but I'd be clearing my search history so in a few million years I don't have to worry about alien anthropologist kink shaming me

Future alien PhD candidate: It is, therefore, my conclusion that u/Wikidclowne was in fact a Cleveland Browns fan.

Loud murmurs of horror from committee.

[u/sksauter → u/ddadopt]

[u/_bones__ → u/dicksjshsb]

He died doing what he loved.

[u/michaltee → u/dicksjshsb]

My brother. This is excellent form.

[u/Appchoy → u/dicksjshsb]

We all know youre just trying to delete your browsing history so the aliens dont know what you were watching.