r/interestingasfuck • u/howimetyourcakeshop • 9h ago

Our moon being formed.

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u/UselessModeration 9h ago

And a solid candy center, that also is kinda liquid... It's complicated.

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u/Mateorabi 8h ago

Confirmed. It’s a ferreo rorchet

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u/4DimensionalToilet 8h ago

With our iron core, it’s more of a ferrous rochet

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 6h ago

take my angry upvote.

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u/Amane_Misa9 3h ago

take my hungry upvote

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u/jsiulian 3h ago

Also ferrous roche (limit)

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u/cApsLocKBrokE 3h ago

Fery good

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 8h ago

ferreo rorchet

Lol close enough I guess.

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u/anonduplo 8h ago

“I give you the letters, you put them in the right order”

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u/striped_frog 8h ago

That’s Latin for “iron rocket”

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u/Vouloir_Que 5h ago

Also kinda correct

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 5h ago

I snorted.

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u/Mateorabi 5h ago

Everyone understood me, not my fault the French just toss extra, silent characters into all their words, or didn't always track the English with the Great Vowel Shift.

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u/WorthPlease 6h ago

Honestly if I was trying to teach what the earth is to a bunch of little kids, not a bad idea.

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u/NightKnight4766 8h ago

We are the skin on a pot of cooling custard

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u/houndstoothfairy 7h ago

Ferropericlase Rocher

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 8h ago

I misread your comment as ferreo rocket. I like the idea we love on a bottle rocket.

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u/Salathiel2 7h ago

Ferrous rorchet

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u/foggyeyedandfried 4h ago

more like ferrero ricochet amirite

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u/ICanuckthere4Iam 2h ago

Next time just go with caramilk

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u/NippleSalsa 7h ago

The hell did you call me?

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u/simplemijnds 9h ago

Mozartkugel would do, too

Or a Ferrero Rocher

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u/GrandNibbles 8h ago

forbidden_fruit_gusher

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u/scotchirish 5h ago

Nah, it's just getting microwaved by the Sun. So naturally there will be pockets of molten goop right next to frozen solids. It's just nature

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u/TozZu89 4h ago

How many licks to get to the center?

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u/erusackas 1h ago

This made me ask AI the hard hitting questions... what would the planets taste like if they were gumball size?

Answer?

Assuming every planet is shrunk to gumball size, ignoring toxicity and temperature:

  • Mercury: Bitter, metallic, like licking pennies. Crunchy rock shell with a solid iron center.
  • Venus: Sour, sulfurous, acidic. Like a Warhead candy filled with volcanic gravel.
  • Earth: Salty, earthy, metallic. A slightly wet, salty rock jawbreaker with an iron core.
  • Mars: Dry, rusty, earthy. Like cinnamon-dusted chalk with a rock-hard center.
  • Jupiter: Mostly tasteless, with pungent ammonia notes. Like a marshmallow that gets progressively denser and more liquid toward the middle.
  • Saturn: Bland, faintly chemical/ammonia-flavored. Like airy whipped cream transitioning into dense fluid.
  • Uranus: Rotten eggs and bitter ammonia. A gaseous coating surrounding thick, slushy, gelatinous fluid.
  • Neptune: Bitter, sulfurous, ammonia-like. Similar to Uranus, but a denser chemical slush.

Best texture: Saturn. Worst flavor: Uranus. Most disappointing: Earth. Looks refreshing, tastes like salty gravel.