r/CrazyIdeas • u/retniap • 6h ago
People should carry air horns around with them so pedestrians can honk at each other like cars
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Beep beep
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Taman_Should • 3h ago
We may have to flood the internet with Rule34 of the Liberty Mutual mascot. It might finally make them stop.
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Who wants to take one for the team?
r/CrazyIdeas • u/AssistanceChemical63 • 4h ago
Car Messages
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Cars should have the ability to make the back and side windshields light up with words, either by pressing a button or speaking a command. It could say “Pedestrian ahead”, “Biker ahead”, “Scooter ahead”, “Road debris ahead”, or “Wildlife ahead”. It could also have an infrared sensor that could alert the driver or sound an alarm if a child or pet is left in the car if it is hot inside.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/capnlatenight • 36m ago
Machine that sifts through dirt by the ton that searches for trace amounts of valuables without harming soil critters.
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/01011110_01011110 • 42m ago
Digital Graveyards
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pay to have your ditigal footprint / identity locked for nobody else to use or view and be immortalized forever.
the newest dystopian luxury
r/CrazyIdeas • u/captainmagictrousers • 1d ago
Redesign the “Are you a robot?” CAPTCHA thing to also check if the user is a mummy or a wolf man. I don’t want them on the internet, either.
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/blur410 • 21h ago
If a subscription service changes their terms of service or privacy policy during during the subscription the subscriber can cancel without penalty.
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/freebaseclams • 1d ago
A Niqqab that has a full-size illustration of a naked lady on the front and back
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/Flock_Me_Amadeus • 12h ago
If you work in the office, get your entire team to all agree to synchronize farts at the same time, just to get it all out of the way.
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/cobracommander00 • 9h ago
With coordination and numbers, average people have the ability to bankrupt a company.
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/XROOR • 6h ago
Hang a natural pine wreath on every door in the house; not just the front door
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/bothunter • 22h ago
Create an open source program that spams data telemetry endpoints
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Everything is collecting our data and selling it. Instead of trying to block this, what if we all ran an open source program that spams known telemetry endpoints with garbage? This noise would drown out our data and make it worthless.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/I_might_be_weasel • 1d ago
The dental industry should make a cartoon spider character that poops floss to advocate for flossing.
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/SecondhandUsername • 1d ago
Fitness club with strippers. The more you run/pedal, the more they take off.
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/atsuko_24 • 1d ago
In the 2060s, when millennials and zoomers are elderly, nursing homes should have someone who informs shitty people on their deathbed that they've lost the game.
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The generation-delta nurse doesn't even have to understand the lore or why they're doing it. But it could be offered as a "final fuck you" service to the shittiest people in our generation(s). Ideally close enough to the end that the recipient doesn't have a chance to start playing again.
Also by reading this post you have lost.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Big-Bench575 • 12h ago
Auto parts selling racing video games and racing simulators
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They already sell toy cars and lots of car enthusiast apparel, they could cash in on the adult gamer craze even more by selling refurbished copies of classic racing games from the PS2 and Xbox 360 days or some new racing titles and make for even more compelling impulse buys.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/NukeDC • 1d ago
Mermaids, but since they are mammals, the bottom half is like a dolphin or a seal.
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/Leslie_Havoc • 12h ago
Carbon capture
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Grow a fast growing, water efficient crop. Dry it, seal it in recycled plastic containers so bacteria and fungi can’t break it down and bury it in abandoned coal mines.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/MuhVlast • 1d ago
Affirmative action for ugly people
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We all know that conventionally good-looking people get many unfair advantages in life, so why don’t we try to even the playing field a little bit, like we have previously done with other disadvantaged demographics?
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Optimal-Fruit5937 • 1d ago
Really fat hairy guy naked at the gym, the more you pedal, the more he wears
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/FuuckinGOOSE • 1d ago
A car horn, but for your house
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You should be able to beep your house horn like you can beep your car horn. Like a doorbell on the inside.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Alibotify • 1d ago
That the real life twist from George RR Martin is that the main books are finished but will only release after his death
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It just feels like a perfect amount of trolling from George. Like a final "I got you" after death.
Like his collaborators already have it ready to be released if something happens. He obviously still writes a lot and no one would notice if he spent time on it in between projects. Of course he doesn't care about the extra fame of another book anymore.