r/whowouldwin • • 3h ago

Battle Geralt of Rivia (Witcher games) gets Swatted by the LAPD. Can he escape?

13 Upvotes

Geralt of Rivia is livestreaming a playthrough of Witcher 3 Remastered when a viewer decides that it isn't interesting enough and gets him Swatted. Geralt's in a 1 bedroom apartment in downtown Los Angeles, he's on the second floor, with a small balcony. His apartment has regular furniture, his sick gaming setup, and anything else you'd normally find in an LA apartment.

The LAPD is convinced that Geralt is some kind of terrorist, they'll follow their usual rules of engagement in an active shooter situation. They've sent a SWAT team to breach the apartment and arrest Geralt. 5 SWAT officers armed with rifles, flashbangs, tear gas, tasers, and whatever else SWAT teams usually have. There are also regular police officers that have cordoned off the area in case Geralt makes a run for it.

Geralt has access to his swords, bombs, potions, signs, and crossbow. He does NOT know the SWAT team is coming until he hears them through his door with his Witcher senses (listen, man, he was really into his gaming stream). He has 5-10 seconds to prepare himself before they breach his apartment.

Assume that Geralt has a decent understanding of firearms in this scenario, but can't use them.

Can Geralt defeat the LAPD? If not, can he escape the situation?

Round 1: Midgame Witcher 3 Geralt. LAPD is trying to arrest rather than kill, unless Geralt is in danger of killing an officer.

Round 2: Endgame Witcher 3 Geralt. LAPD has turned off their bodycams and are straight up trying to kill Geralt, no questions asked.


r/whowouldwin • • 5h ago

Battle Escanor Vs Vegeta Vs Dr. Doom. Pride off.

18 Upvotes

The most pride-driven version of each. Who stands at the top.


r/whowouldwin • • 13h ago

Challenge Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid 1) and Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil 4) switch missions, can they pull it off?

41 Upvotes

Pretty much what the title says, Solid Snake from around the time of Metal Gear Solid 1 is sent to save Ashley and Leon Kennedy from around the time of Resident Evil 4 is sent to stop the terrorists in Shadow Moses, can they pull it off? Who have the easier time?

Both have the same amount of information the other had at the start of their game, they also have access to all the weapons they had in their respective game.

Round 1: Both are being helped by their storic allies.

Round 2: Both are being helped by the other (Ingrid Hunnigan is helping Snake, Campbell and crew are helping Leon)

Round 3: Same as round 2 but Snake is affected by the virus like Leon and Naomi injects the FOXDIE on Leon like she did with Snake.


r/whowouldwin • • 5h ago

Battle Who is the strongest character/thing/creature Asta (EOS) would beat from Warhammer 40K?

8 Upvotes

As the title says

Who is the strongest character/creature/item that Asta would beat from Warhammer 40k.
This is from end of Series Asta


r/whowouldwin • • 7h ago

Battle Live-Action Kingpin (Marvel) vs Live-Action Bane (DC)

7 Upvotes

Notes:

  • Respect Threads for FOX Kingpin, MCU Kingpin [1], Burtonverse Bane) and Nolanverse Bane
  • Both have adept knowledge on each others crime syndicates but none on each other directly
  • Both are bloodlusted and trying to kill each other + Each round takes place in the sewers where Bane fought Batman in the Dark Knight Rises

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

Round 1: Kingpin [FOX] vs Bane [Burtonverse]

Round 2: Kingpin [MCU] vs Bane [Nolanverse]

Bonus Round: Kingpin [FOX + MCU] vs Bane [Burtonverse + Nolanverse]


r/whowouldwin • • 2h ago

Battle The Dominion (Star Trek) vs The Empire (Star Wars)

3 Upvotes

On the dominion side they get all their resources but don't get help from the Cardassian but they get Deep Space 9.

The empire I would say no force users because Palpatine and Vader might lowkey solo. But the empire has Thrawn, Tarkin, and the first Death Star.

Who do you think wins?


r/whowouldwin • • 5h ago

Challenge Could Solomon Kane survive the apocalypse in Dead Rising 3

4 Upvotes

This is a weird post I admit but its a fun thought exercise. I dont think many people even discuss dead rising or the works of Robert E Howard in these matchups. Solomon has experience with the supernatural but to my knowledge has no experience making bullshit weapons like the kind in Dead Risinf


r/whowouldwin • • 3h ago

Battle Billy Butcher (The Boys) vs Master Splinter (TMNT 2012)

3 Upvotes

Fight takes place in a NYC street at night.

Butcher is enhanced by Compound V, and we'll say that he has recently killed the turtles, so Splinter is bloodlusted.

Both fighters are barehanded.


r/whowouldwin • • 13h ago

Battle Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho) gets a Green Lantern Ring. Can he beat Perfect Cell in a fight?

18 Upvotes

Everyone is in character

Win by any means

Plot Armor is banned

Location: Cell Games

Yusuke

Perfect Cell


r/whowouldwin • • 2h ago

Battle Rock of Gibraltar versus a modern task force

2 Upvotes

The rock gets coastal batteries, SAM sites, radar, CIWS, and Ground-to-Water missiles (idk what those are actually called), could it defeat a modern naval task force?


r/whowouldwin • • 10h ago

Challenge How powerful is Frank Horrigan compared to the Average (Halo) Spartans and Space Marines (W40k)?

7 Upvotes

Not a Fight!

I'm just curious as to how powerful he is.

I'm talking about Prime Frank Horrigan with his equipment and weapons! How does he compare to other sci-fi super soldiers like Spartans and Space marines?

EDIT: Frank Horrigan is from Fallout games.


r/whowouldwin • • 8h ago

Battle Billy Butcher (The Boys) vs Billy Russo (The Punisher)

4 Upvotes

Two SOF Billies with problematic parents who got involved in CIA operations. TV versions for both, season 2 Butcher and season 1 Russo.

Round 1 - bar fight, both unarmed but can utilize environment.

Round 2 - both are given basic intel on each other and 5 hours of prep and are tasked to kill the other one, both know the other one is coming. No V involved.


r/whowouldwin • • 6h ago

Battle Gentildonna (Umamusume) vs. Yujiro Hanma (Grappler Baki)

3 Upvotes

Fight happens in the Underground Fighting Arena under the Tokyo Dome with the usual rules, everything except for weapons is allowed. No tapouts, only win condition is KO.


r/whowouldwin • • 6h ago

Battle Movie Sonic vs DCU Superman

3 Upvotes

Sonic from the paramount trilogy vs Superman from James Gunn’s DCU

Superman finds Sonic messing around and then fights him to send him to an intergalactic zoo

R1: Movie Sonic vs DCU Superman

R2: Team Sonic and DCU Superman

R3: Team Sonic and Movie Shadow vs DCU Superman


r/whowouldwin • • 12h ago

Battle Warhammer 40k: In the battle royale of an average full company of every known space marine chapter fighting on a dense forest moon who are the candidates most likely to win and does the math change if it’s instead a very rocky moon with less concealment but stronger cover

8 Upvotes

I’ve been really getting back into 40k lately and this thought happened to cross my mind.


r/whowouldwin • • 1h ago

Battle Who would win

• Upvotes

A super intelligent immortal snail vs Cthulhu


r/whowouldwin • • 9h ago

Challenge The Dirty Dozen: 12 Iconic Movie Villains Limited to Realistic Human Abilities, but Armed with Infinite-Ammo Weapons, vs. Nazi Germany (1940)

5 Upvotes

Twelve iconic movie villains are transported to Nazi Germany in January 1940. Their mission is to destabilize the Third Reich and inflict as much damage on its leadership, military, and war effort as possible.

The team:

  1. Michael Myers (Halloween)
  2. Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs)
  3. John Kramer / Jigsaw (Saw)
  4. Hans Landa (Inglourious Basterds)
  5. Anton Chigurh (No Country for Old Men)
  6. Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
  7. Bane (The Dark Knight Rises)
  8. The Joker (The Dark Knight)
  9. Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad)
  10. Colonel Walter Kurtz (Apocalypse Now)
  11. General Francis Hummel (The Rock)
  12. Alec Trevelyan / Agent 006 (GoldenEye)

Preparation and cooperation:

Before the mission, they spend 30 days together in a neutral dimension, where they can discuss strategy, share knowledge, and select equipment.

They receive no historical briefing. They only possess knowledge from their respective fictional universes and the memories of the patients they will replace.

There is no appointed leader. However, all twelve are magically compelled to cooperate and pursue their shared objective. They cannot deliberately betray, sabotage, or harm one another. They retain their personalities and can disagree, but even the Joker understands that cooperation gives him a better chance of success.

They may undertake suicide missions, but only when sacrificing themselves would reasonably be expected to cause more damage to the Third Reich than continuing to operate and survive.

Weapons and equipment:

Each villain can choose any modern, real-world weapons and equipment they can personally carry. They can consult one another, so someone unfamiliar with modern firearms can take advice from the team's military experts.

Pistols, rifles, and machine guns have infinite ammunition and never need reloading, just like in action movies. However, they remain mechanically realistic: they can jam, overheat, wear out, or break. Recoil, accuracy, and other physical limitations still apply.

Rocket launchers, grenades, C4, mines, and other explosives are allowed, but their ammunition or charges are limited to what each person can physically carry. They do not replenish.

No vehicles or fictional technology.

Equipment brought into 1940 magically disappears if its owner dies or an unauthorized person attempts to take or use it. Anything acquired locally behaves normally.

Physical limitations:

All characters retain their original movie bodies, personalities, intelligence, knowledge, and skills. They only inherit the memories and mental knowledge of the psychiatric patients they replace, including their ability to speak German.

Everyone begins the mission in the best health and physical condition possible for their character. Any existing illnesses, disabilities, or chronic medical conditions are cured. For example, John Kramer no longer has cancer. This does not grant supernatural healing or protection against future injuries.

Their physical abilities may reach the absolute peak of human potential, even in exceptionally unlikely combinations, but cannot violate real-world physics or biology.

For example, Bane can have the strength of an exceptionally powerful, steroid-enhanced strongman while remaining in perfect health. Harley Quinn can possess extraordinary coordination, flexibility, and acrobatic skills, but cannot perform physically impossible stunts.

Michael Myers can have an exceptionally high pain tolerance and continue fighting despite serious injuries, but damage to vital organs or other realistically fatal wounds will kill him.

Nobody has plot armor. Their abilities can be extraordinary, but their survival and success are never guaranteed.

Starting point:

In January 1940, the twelve villains materialize inside a truck transporting psychiatric patients from Eglfing-Haar to the Nazi euthanasia center at Grafeneck.

They replace twelve patients and inherit their memories and knowledge of German, but retain their own original movie bodies.

The Nazis have no warning. Their first challenge is escaping a transport destined for their execution.

Objective:

Their goal is to destabilize the Third Reich as much as possible, using whatever strategies they consider effective.

They may assassinate Nazi leaders, disrupt military operations, sabotage infrastructure, or attack the regime in other ways.

Killing Hitler is optional, not mandatory. There is no time limit.

How much damage could this team realistically inflict on Nazi Germany? Could they seriously destabilize the regime, or would the Gestapo, SS, and Wehrmacht eventually eliminate them?


r/whowouldwin • • 2h ago

Battle Prime Anderson Silva vs 3 KGB agents

1 Upvotes

Anderson travels to Russia for vacation…he gets stopped and questioned by few of the agents. The agents take him to their office but are not carrying guns or knife. But They keep asking him personal questions and he gets agitated. Anderson suddenly gets up throws his chair and wants to fight. Who wins this?


r/whowouldwin • • 1d ago

Battle Who is the physically strongest Disney princess?

119 Upvotes

With magic being included, Rapunzel and Elsa stand far above the rest of the princesses/princess-adjacent characters in terms of a battle. However, if it came down to just a contest of pure physical strength in lifting and pushing things as if it was a strongwoman competition, which Disney princess would be the strongest?


r/whowouldwin • • 10h ago

Challenge In 6 months, all members of a natural Kingdom will dissapear. Can Humanity Survive?

2 Upvotes

Humanity is 100% certain this is true and is survival lusted. Which rounds can humanity survive in? (We are using Cavalier Smith's 1998 definitions of kingdoms.)

Round 1: Kingdom Protozoa Round 2: Kingdom Chromista Round 3: Kingdom Bacteria Round 4: Kingdom Fungi Round 5: Kingdom Plantae Round 6: Kingdom Animalia (except for Humans)


r/whowouldwin • • 3h ago

Battle How would peak Mike Tyson ( 1987-1988 ) fare in the UFC of today?

0 Upvotes

Basically he is teleported to today at that age and enters the UFC of today


r/whowouldwin • • 3h ago

Battle Days Gone vs. I Am Legend zombies

1 Upvotes

Who would win in an all-out confrontation? Or, in other words, which world do you think would give you better survival odds?

This question is, of course, specific to those who’ve played the game and watched the movie.. or are, at least, familiar enough with both worlds’ zombies. They’re both incredibly attuned to noise.. they all hoard in no time.. they’re fast and strong, with infinite stamina.. BUT: Days Gone has vicious zombies of all kinds (‘kid’ zombies that are super agile and fast, adult zombies that are relentless, animal zombies - I only remember Bear zombies, idk if there are others, big oversized heavyweight zombies the size of Sumo wrestlers, and at least one sonic-speed fast old lady zombie. I Am Legend has one type of zombies but they’re like olympic athletes: superhuman speed, agility, jump,…etc. They’re also absolutely and wildly vicious. I believe base-form Days Gone zombies are easier to kill but the special variety (‘sumo’ zombies, old lady…etc.) are harder to kill.

Days Gone zombies have a good base of abilities and ruthlessness + variety of form and size + a mean old lady.. I Am Legend zombies have maxed-out bars across the board but they’re all human-sized. Who would you ‘rather’ try to fight off? 😂

The zombies in these two worlds would (in my opinion) clear out all other zombies in fiction, so I thought of putting them head-to-head. Which zombies from which media title can compete in your opinion?


r/whowouldwin • • 7h ago

Challenge How powerful would (Jojo) Emperor Stand be as a Cursed Technique in the Jujutsu Kaisen world?

2 Upvotes

Emperor stand becomes a Cursed Technique! How powerful is it a cursed technique? Maybe Grade 1 at a minimum?


r/whowouldwin • • 10h ago

Battle Little mac ( Punch Out ) VS Polar Bear

3 Upvotes

Looking at his merits, canonically beating Tyson ( without being hit probably ), canonically beating Donkey Kong who is much smarter and bigger than a real gorilla ( 800lb VS 400lbs For actual gorilla ), can anticipate all attacks some milliseconds before they happen


r/whowouldwin • • 14h ago

Matchmaker The Pillar Men (JoJo) vs Demon Slayer

6 Upvotes

The Pillar Men awaken from their long slumber with the desire to kill as many humans as possible.

How far do they get through the Demon Slayer verse?

Round 1: Esidisi, Wamuu, and Kars

Round 2: Ultimate Kars