r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

SMH Museum of Useless Inventions

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u/Sphere_Master 4d ago

Rather than make it commercially available they should just make a irl rocket league

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u/infojb2 4d ago

Irl rocket league driven by billionaires including the demolition feature

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u/TxTechnician 4d ago

MTV could make a come back with a new IRL Celebrity Death Match: Billionaire Edition

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u/Time-Astronomer-8358 4d ago

So you’re wishing death on people?

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u/clarkaydiem 4d ago

Nothing new for the left, unfortunately. It's a key way to distinguish someone's leanings.

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u/ServerOfTheAltar 4d ago

when cars explode in rocket league I don’t assume they were manned lol

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u/BeachJustic3 4d ago edited 4d ago

If they bought this thing?

Yes. Darwinism at work and I refuse to feel bad.

Walter Rohrl, one of the greatest rally drivers in history, famously said "i hate jumps. If i wanted to fly I would have been a pilot." Cars are not meant to fly for a fucking reason. Its not a challenge, its an admission that this is not the optimal way to go airborne.

This car is a moron magnet, and if stupid people buy it and take themselves out of the gene pool, so much the better.

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u/Greedy-Employment917 3d ago

You are all over this thread desperately trying to downplay this. It's pathetic. 

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u/BeachJustic3 4d ago

I agree.

Anyone dumb enough to buy this and do what youre suggesting will definitely die.

Thats fewer rich idiots, and destroyed teslas.

Win/win!

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u/Greedy-Employment917 3d ago

What about fewer dumbass redditors, 

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u/Sharp_Net3315 4d ago

No, because my kid would sign up, lol.

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u/VEAG0 4d ago

You shouldn’t let your kid play with billionaires, it’s less safe than getting in a prototype rocket-propelled vehicle.

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u/Sharp_Net3315 4d ago

Good thing Musk is a trillionare.

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u/BeachJustic3 4d ago

The richer they are the more they thirst for young flesh and blood.

Hell Peter Thiel, musks buddy, is famous for his blood boys.