Fast food prices are outrageous now

[u/Spiritual-Pudding-70]

[u/Molsem]

Right? He can't turn off the corpospeak for a media stunt? Is... is he no longer capable of Regular Ass Human interaction? Are any of them?

[u/Bingo__DinoDNA → u/Molsem]

I remember shortly after this commercial went viral, Burger King brought one out with their thirst trap CEO looking & acting like a real human.

[u/remnant_phoenix → u/Bingo__DinoDNA]

The Costco CEO wiped the floor with the McD’s guy, chowing down on $1.50 hot dog and soda combo.

“I dare you to find a better deal in this economy.”

“Will the price of the hotdog ever go up?” An onlooker asks.

“Not while I’m in charge.” He shot back.

[u/turbosexophonicdlite → u/remnant_phoenix]

"if you raise the price of the hot dog I'll fucking kill you" - actual quote from the Costco CEO.

[u/primegopher → u/turbosexophonicdlite]

*former

[u/turbosexophonicdlite → u/primegopher]

Oh dang, didn't realize it wasn't the same person anymore.

[u/remnant_phoenix → u/Molsem]

Some are. But a lot of them are so riddled with affluenza that they aren’t capable of even pretending to be like the 99%.

[u/jeremiahthedamned → u/remnant_phoenix]

this is the end of every empire

[u/Molsem → u/jeremiahthedamned]

[u/jeremiahthedamned → u/Molsem]

yep!