r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • Feb 17 '26

H U M O U R Humor: Get bj from men vs women NSFW

193 Upvotes

Steps to get a BJ from a woman

  1. Drive an expensive car when you pick her up.

  2. Buy her an expensive meal.

  3. Don't joke about sex.

  4. Take her out for 3 dates.

  5. Don't be too quick to put the moves on her.

  6. Tell her she's gorgeous, smart and funny.

  7. If no BJs happen, repeat steps 1 to 6.

  8. If BJs still don't happen, play the nuclear card and tell her you love her.

  9. Pray to God.

  10. If she's your wife, take the garbage out every week for a year and then go to step 9.

Steps to get a BJ from a guy:

  1. Tell him you want a BJ.

  2. If he doesn't get on his knees, gently push down on his shoulders.

  3. Receive BJ.

  4. Repeat as desired.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • Feb 17 '26

Sub update Moderators needed to approve or reject posts based on our rules. No technical expertise or experience is required. NSFW

13 Upvotes

Hi everyone. We need your help with moderation. No experience needed. Whatever help you can offer is useful. Because all posts are approved manually, we need guys to be available to approve or reject new posts. Weekends are our weakest time because moderators have lives but men need BJ's 7 days a week.šŸ‹šŸæā€ā™€ļøšŸ› For that reason we need guys who can commit to a few minutes once or twice a day but especially between Friday noon and midnight on Sunday. It's not a big time commitment. It literally takes just a few minutes or less and is easy with no tech expertise required. What you will be doing is reading the post, if it breaks our rules just select the rule from our list and swipe left. If it's ok. just swipe right. There is usually only a couple of posts needing to be checked at any time.

If you are interested, to prepare you should look at all our rules and read the pinned posts. If you are on the west coast of the Americas or from outside North America that is a plus because of the difference in time zones will extend the moderation coverage. Please apply by sending a message to the moderators.

As a bonus, you'll get to look at all the dicks and men before anyone else!


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 13h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 50m ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 12h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 2h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 3h ago

Gloryhole for hung married men 38 City: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania- How To Suck Married Cock Like A Pro! PART 2 NSFW

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PART 2

Here are some techniques for delivering mind-blowing head.

START SOMEWHERE ELSE

Don’t go straight for the dick! Build up anticipation by giving him a teaser of what’s to come. Focus on other sensitive areas of the body. Seek out parts of the body that are sensitive to wetness, texture, light touches, and warmth.

Take your time and let him settle into the moment. Help calm his inner pressure to perform. Tell him to just relax and enjoy. I like gently placing my hands on his chest or hips. It suggests that this moment will be about pleasuring him.

GIVE GOOD ATTENTION TO HIS BALLS

Scrotums have lots of nerve endings and can be stimulated differently as they relax and hang lower. I enjoy licking all around his balls: on the forward-facing parts most exposed to me and those nicely tucked-away areas, like between his inner thighs or near his gooch.

Try to get both nuts into your mouth and gently run your tongue around the perimeter. Keep his balls in your mouth so they relax and hang more. Some guys’ balls hang so low that I can practically swallow their nuts. This is a move that will drive your low-hangers crazy. Use the back of your throat to gargle or constrict and massage his balls. If you can, try to put both balls in your mouth and then extend your tongue to lick his gooch.

Never be rough with his balls. Don’t suck hard and pop them out of your mouth unless he specifically asks you for that. Such actions can be painful, and his nuts are sensitive. He will be on pins and needles if you continue to hurt him as you suck his balls.

WORK HIS SHAFT

Start under his shaft and at the base. Some guys have extra scrotal skin, which you can gently suck or grab with your lips and pull.

Lick your lips (keep them wet), pucker, and place them along the underside of his shaft. Glide your lips up and down along his shaft. Make sure your lips are wet enough to leave a wet trace. Every so often, nibble (not with teeth) the underside with your lips. Press upward so that you feel the pulse of his throbbing cock.

A little secret! A lot of guys have a sensitive area underneath the shaft, about an inch or less below the head (this is under the penis along the urethra). He may be especially sensitive in that little area of about 1/2 square inch. So use that little area to take him over the edge. Kiss it, flick it with the tip of your tongue, or suck it from below. Just be sure to give that area consistent tongue action once you start sucking his cock.

WORK HIS HEAD

I love playing with his meatus (the opening, or piss/cum slit). I love kissing the tip of his head with my mouth wet and drippy. While kissing, slip the tip of your tongue into his slit and wiggle it. This works and feels best (to him) if he is hard, which he should be by now if you’ve had good, passionate foreplay. Using just the super-wet tip of your tongue, flick and jab his slit. With some guys, this triggers them to produce precum, which will taste so good.

Slurp on his head (not the cock yet) like it’s a popsicle. Make it wet, and make sure you’re making those slurping sounds. Get his head all nice and wet. Pull your mouth off him and watch his cock drip with a mix of your spit and precum.

Align your mind with becoming a cock-sucking slut. To do this, try dropping your face down so that his cock is at eye level. Take some time to really appreciate his penis. In a short moment, you will have his penis all the way in your mouth. Think this through and take a deep breath. His cock is your friend. Remember that when he is gagging you and forcing his dick down your airway. ā€œIt’s my friend, and it’s here to help me fully become the dick whore I aspire to be.ā€

OK… NOW YOU CAN SUCK HIM.

Okay, you’ve made him wait long enough. He will be super-sensitive the first time his shaft enters your mouth. Remember, he’s been anticipating feeling your soft mouth tissue with his most stimulating body part. So don’t rush this first plunge. Even if he’s impatient and tries to dive inside, pull back. Don’t let him. Go slowly, taking a little dick at a time. Sometimes it’s helpful to take a few inches, pull back, and then slowly go in a little deeper.

If he’s blessed with more than 5 or 6 inches, you’ll have to throat him. It’s okay, don’t panic. You can do it. Just a little mental Zen will get you where you need to be. Close your eyes, consider the angle of his cock (downward curves are the easiest), and gently force it in. Generally speaking, if you can get him in your mouth, it will fit in your throat. Sometimes the angle makes swallowing more difficult, but with practice, there won’t be a mouth-sized cock you won’t be able to swallow. If he doesn’t fit the first time, back off, breathe, and go for it again. Train your throat to fit him inside.

Holding him inside is very possible with mental focus. It starts with calm breathing and a relaxed heart rate. Hold him in your throat for 3–5 seconds at a time and repeat until the gagging lessens. Then increase the amount of time. I love to hear him break and moan while he’s deep inside my larynx. Sometimes he might want to fuck or plunge in and out. This can be uncomfortable, but you can’t fault him for what stimulates his penis. It’s the gyrations, and your tight, warm throat will feel amazing. It’s important that you take control of how intensely or how long he can throat-fuck.

I’ve mentally mastered the art of throat access for average to larger guys. A lot of guys want a really huge dick, but I find that guys with average to slightly larger dicks are the happiest. They can be throated, with some discomfort. I find this discomfort a positive thing, as it shows the cock sucker’s dedication. So gag away, cock sucker!

If you read Part 1, I talked a lot about what to do with your mouth while sucking. The final thing I’ll add is to make sure you plunge deep enough to invoke natural throat lubricant. Natural mouth spit isn’t slippery enough to give that smooth, slick sensation. That only comes from the throat being breached. So let him draw some of that natural lubricant, and then use your mouth and hand with medium-to-low pressure to give him a tight, slick orifice to fuck!


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 20h ago

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22 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 5h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 23h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 9h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 10h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 10h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 10h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 14h ago

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37 white m 5 11 dad bod here for the weekend.
Hoping to enjoy the hotel with any curious, horny guys. I’m very open to taking things slow. Happy to just give you a massage, jerk together, or give you the best bj of your life.

If this post caught your eye reach out with some information about yourself and what I can do to help you out

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 12h ago

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  • Very clean and STI free
  • Uncut. Average dick size preferred.
  • Very patient and considerate. Willing to wait and cooperate
  • Discretion is important
  • No major commitments required
  • No prior experience (It's my first time too)
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If this sounds good to you, DM me and let's talk. Thanks!


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 20h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 2d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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