r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/BIGJAY3491 • 13h ago
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Soldier99 • Feb 17 '26
H U M O U R Humor: Get bj from men vs women NSFW
Steps to get a BJ from a woman
Drive an expensive car when you pick her up.
Buy her an expensive meal.
Don't joke about sex.
Take her out for 3 dates.
Don't be too quick to put the moves on her.
Tell her she's gorgeous, smart and funny.
If no BJs happen, repeat steps 1 to 6.
If BJs still don't happen, play the nuclear card and tell her you love her.
Pray to God.
If she's your wife, take the garbage out every week for a year and then go to step 9.
Steps to get a BJ from a guy:
Tell him you want a BJ.
If he doesn't get on his knees, gently push down on his shoulders.
Receive BJ.
Repeat as desired.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Soldier99 • Feb 17 '26
Sub update Moderators needed to approve or reject posts based on our rules. No technical expertise or experience is required. NSFW
Hi everyone. We need your help with moderation. No experience needed. Whatever help you can offer is useful. Because all posts are approved manually, we need guys to be available to approve or reject new posts. Weekends are our weakest time because moderators have lives but men need BJ's 7 days a week.ššæāāļøš For that reason we need guys who can commit to a few minutes once or twice a day but especially between Friday noon and midnight on Sunday. It's not a big time commitment. It literally takes just a few minutes or less and is easy with no tech expertise required. What you will be doing is reading the post, if it breaks our rules just select the rule from our list and swipe left. If it's ok. just swipe right. There is usually only a couple of posts needing to be checked at any time.
If you are interested, to prepare you should look at all our rules and read the pinned posts. If you are on the west coast of the Americas or from outside North America that is a plus because of the difference in time zones will extend the moderation coverage. Please apply by sending a message to the moderators.
As a bonus, you'll get to look at all the dicks and men before anyone else!
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/redraider6869 • 50m ago
Married Str8 not getting any head 43 City: Denver, Colorado NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Lonely-Tax4051 • 12h ago
I will worship your cock 31 City: Chicago, Illinois just looking to suck and edge a nice dick. Married and discreet here, and orally talented. NSFW
Looking to suck a nice dick
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Huskies24039 • 2h ago
I will worship your cock 27 City: Denver, Colorado Oral Expert Looking for Stud to Suck NSFW
27, 5ā9, 140 fit, good looking and discreet here looking for a chill and clean guy whoās down to get sucked or jerked. Kick back and enjoy getting your dick worked. Like jacking off but better. Our secret.
Not looking to meet up with anyone, need to chat and trade pics first. Please share a dick pic. clean and discreet are non negotiable.
Cut, masculine, bi/curious, hung, bwc are all big pluses.
Open to Boulder, Denver, and Fort Collins
Letās chat. Please be ready to send a pic.
Open to a variety of different set ups, really just want a guy with a nice big dick.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Ok_Raisin_6309 • 3h ago
Gloryhole for hung married men 38 City: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania- How To Suck Married Cock Like A Pro! PART 2 NSFW
PART 2
Here are some techniques for delivering mind-blowing head.
START SOMEWHERE ELSE
Donāt go straight for the dick! Build up anticipation by giving him a teaser of whatās to come. Focus on other sensitive areas of the body. Seek out parts of the body that are sensitive to wetness, texture, light touches, and warmth.
Take your time and let him settle into the moment. Help calm his inner pressure to perform. Tell him to just relax and enjoy. I like gently placing my hands on his chest or hips. It suggests that this moment will be about pleasuring him.
GIVE GOOD ATTENTION TO HIS BALLS
Scrotums have lots of nerve endings and can be stimulated differently as they relax and hang lower. I enjoy licking all around his balls: on the forward-facing parts most exposed to me and those nicely tucked-away areas, like between his inner thighs or near his gooch.
Try to get both nuts into your mouth and gently run your tongue around the perimeter. Keep his balls in your mouth so they relax and hang more. Some guysā balls hang so low that I can practically swallow their nuts. This is a move that will drive your low-hangers crazy. Use the back of your throat to gargle or constrict and massage his balls. If you can, try to put both balls in your mouth and then extend your tongue to lick his gooch.
Never be rough with his balls. Donāt suck hard and pop them out of your mouth unless he specifically asks you for that. Such actions can be painful, and his nuts are sensitive. He will be on pins and needles if you continue to hurt him as you suck his balls.
WORK HIS SHAFT
Start under his shaft and at the base. Some guys have extra scrotal skin, which you can gently suck or grab with your lips and pull.
Lick your lips (keep them wet), pucker, and place them along the underside of his shaft. Glide your lips up and down along his shaft. Make sure your lips are wet enough to leave a wet trace. Every so often, nibble (not with teeth) the underside with your lips. Press upward so that you feel the pulse of his throbbing cock.
A little secret! A lot of guys have a sensitive area underneath the shaft, about an inch or less below the head (this is under the penis along the urethra). He may be especially sensitive in that little area of about 1/2 square inch. So use that little area to take him over the edge. Kiss it, flick it with the tip of your tongue, or suck it from below. Just be sure to give that area consistent tongue action once you start sucking his cock.
WORK HIS HEAD
I love playing with his meatus (the opening, or piss/cum slit). I love kissing the tip of his head with my mouth wet and drippy. While kissing, slip the tip of your tongue into his slit and wiggle it. This works and feels best (to him) if he is hard, which he should be by now if youāve had good, passionate foreplay. Using just the super-wet tip of your tongue, flick and jab his slit. With some guys, this triggers them to produce precum, which will taste so good.
Slurp on his head (not the cock yet) like itās a popsicle. Make it wet, and make sure youāre making those slurping sounds. Get his head all nice and wet. Pull your mouth off him and watch his cock drip with a mix of your spit and precum.
Align your mind with becoming a cock-sucking slut. To do this, try dropping your face down so that his cock is at eye level. Take some time to really appreciate his penis. In a short moment, you will have his penis all the way in your mouth. Think this through and take a deep breath. His cock is your friend. Remember that when he is gagging you and forcing his dick down your airway. āItās my friend, and itās here to help me fully become the dick whore I aspire to be.ā
OK⦠NOW YOU CAN SUCK HIM.
Okay, youāve made him wait long enough. He will be super-sensitive the first time his shaft enters your mouth. Remember, heās been anticipating feeling your soft mouth tissue with his most stimulating body part. So donāt rush this first plunge. Even if heās impatient and tries to dive inside, pull back. Donāt let him. Go slowly, taking a little dick at a time. Sometimes itās helpful to take a few inches, pull back, and then slowly go in a little deeper.
If heās blessed with more than 5 or 6 inches, youāll have to throat him. Itās okay, donāt panic. You can do it. Just a little mental Zen will get you where you need to be. Close your eyes, consider the angle of his cock (downward curves are the easiest), and gently force it in. Generally speaking, if you can get him in your mouth, it will fit in your throat. Sometimes the angle makes swallowing more difficult, but with practice, there wonāt be a mouth-sized cock you wonāt be able to swallow. If he doesnāt fit the first time, back off, breathe, and go for it again. Train your throat to fit him inside.
Holding him inside is very possible with mental focus. It starts with calm breathing and a relaxed heart rate. Hold him in your throat for 3ā5 seconds at a time and repeat until the gagging lessens. Then increase the amount of time. I love to hear him break and moan while heās deep inside my larynx. Sometimes he might want to fuck or plunge in and out. This can be uncomfortable, but you canāt fault him for what stimulates his penis. Itās the gyrations, and your tight, warm throat will feel amazing. Itās important that you take control of how intensely or how long he can throat-fuck.
Iāve mentally mastered the art of throat access for average to larger guys. A lot of guys want a really huge dick, but I find that guys with average to slightly larger dicks are the happiest. They can be throated, with some discomfort. I find this discomfort a positive thing, as it shows the cock suckerās dedication. So gag away, cock sucker!
If you read Part 1, I talked a lot about what to do with your mouth while sucking. The final thing Iāll add is to make sure you plunge deep enough to invoke natural throat lubricant. Natural mouth spit isnāt slippery enough to give that smooth, slick sensation. That only comes from the throat being breached. So let him draw some of that natural lubricant, and then use your mouth and hand with medium-to-low pressure to give him a tight, slick orifice to fuck!
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Gloryholeswallowr • 20h ago
Sub sucks and swallows no recip 43 City: Bradenton Florida M4M NSFW
Seeking married bi str8 curious men who want expert oral service
Private GH and anon chair sessions at my place
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/smchls23 • 5h ago
I will worship your cock 33 City: New Orleans, Louisiana - eager mouth NSFW
Hello there. Iām 33 yo gay man visiting NOLA who loves to service masculine/curious guys. Iām a professional type, sane, and clean. Canāt host unfortunately.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Sandman_2077 • 23h ago
Discreet dude seeks same 26 City: San Antonio, Texas uncut DL Latino I need my dick Worshipped NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Mlee282733 • 9h ago
Bi guy wants to blow married guy 30 City: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania NSFW
Any married guy in Philly want head hit me up, we can keep anon if you want.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Sufficient_Pirate327 • 10h ago
Bi guy wants to blow married guy 48 City: Charleston, South Carolina, 48yo bimale looking for nicely hung males who want to receive awesome blowjobs, no reciprocation necessary. NSFW
48yo bisexual male (City) Charleston South Carolina. I'm looking for local guys who loves getting great blow jobs to completion. I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that, lol) but just love sucking a nice cock. If you enjoy sitting back and having your balls drained by someone who loves doing it and am very good at it, then hit me up. I'm 48, slim and trim, 6', 155lbs, smooth swimmers type body. No reciprocation, no strings, no drama, just blow and go. Can travel to you. Could be a regular thing if everything works out. If you are a truck driver who travel through SC on I95, I live a couple miles from it and can meet with you too.

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/WeeklyJacket9130 • 10h ago
I will worship your cock 33 City: Austin, Texas will service your cock NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/B_1622 • 10h ago
Straight 35 City: monroe, georgia. NSFW
Monroe georgia seeking head. Interested?
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/mjp013 • 14h ago
I will worship your cock 37 City: Atlanta, Georgia NSFW
37 white m 5 11 dad bod here for the weekend.
Hoping to enjoy the hotel with any curious, horny guys. Iām very open to taking things slow. Happy to just give you a massage, jerk together, or give you the best bj of your life.
If this post caught your eye reach out with some information about yourself and what I can do to help you out
Iām hygienic and recently tested negative for all STIs
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Zealousideal_Box9591 • 12h ago
Uncut 39 City: Miami Florida seeking a straight bi-curious guy for regular, discrete BJs NSFW
I'm a bicurious straight 39 year old guy, white hispanic, 5'8", 185lbs, in South Miami, uncut 6", and I am seeking a fellow bi-curious local for regular jerking off and blowjob exchange, maybe in a car for convenience. Or we could just talk about it. I am looking for someone who is...
- Very clean and STI free
- Uncut. Average dick size preferred.
- Very patient and considerate. Willing to wait and cooperate
- Discretion is important
- No major commitments required
- No prior experience (It's my first time too)
- In the South Miami area or willing to meet there regularly
If this sounds good to you, DM me and let's talk. Thanks!

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Wolf_In_Winter • 1d ago
Shut up and start sucking 45 City: Atlanta Georgia -- How much can you swallow? NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Wetblowjob • 20h ago
Gay guy willing to give no recip BJs 54 City: Toronto/Ontario Hungry cocksucker here NSFW
Use my mouth to get off. You and your cock are top priority. I am here to be used for your pleasure. Please include your full stats in your reply. I look forward to providing you with the full service you deserve, demand and expect. Thanking you in advance for the opportunity to fully service your needs.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Fort_Worthtx • 1d ago
Gay Texan Latino loves married cock in both ends 51 City: Fort Worth -- who needs a Bottom Buddie NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/kanonykm • 1d ago
Bi guy willing to give no recip BJs 38 City: Dayton - Cincinnati Ohio NSFW
Bi guy here looking to give head in the West Chester to Springboro, OH area. I am cool with no-recip or with mutual. Can find a nice spot for car play or if you can host, that's great too.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Indolent-826 • 2d ago
Worship my cock 39 City: Warner Robins, Georgia NSFW
In town for the week and could use some fun.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/AstroChef_ • 2d ago
Worship my cock 35 city: Rome, Georgia NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/hotw27 • 1d ago
Dude will suck you on the regular 34 City: westchester, new york, connecticut and surrounding areas, looking to give a discreet straight guy good oral service NSFW
Looking for a clean masculine discreet straight guy to suck and service. If you're horny and need head I want to worship your hard c0ck, work your shaft and service/lick your balls, taint and all over your area down there. A guy that can go for a while or even multiple times a huge bonus, but ok if not. Finding a regular to do this with also be very preffered.
I cannot host but can travel within a reasonable distance around lower to mid westchetser and close by bronx, nyc areas if not too far. If you cannot host either but really need this im down to do this in your car in a safe spot.
Please message with stats and pics and we will go from there
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/CharacterSounds • 2d ago
Hairy 41 city: New York, New York - cock felt like needed to burst out of my jeans today (with no briefs) NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Responsible-Dog8805 • 2d ago