r/GuysBeingDudes • u/PriceNo3575 • Sep 05 '26

We have fun here What is bro training for?

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u/OkLychee8545 Sep 05 '26

The floor is lava

145

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '26

Bro's the next avatar

88

u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 Sep 05 '26

The floor bores me.

37

u/Frankie-Felix Sep 05 '26

Someone needs to give that guy a skateboard.

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u/Elguapo1094 Sep 05 '26

Bros training for the day they tell him just the tip

10

u/Immediate-Repeat-201 Sep 05 '26

Rabies Olympics.

2

u/levitatingcircuit Sep 06 '26

I read rabies olympics. And made sure I did. And it was so.. therefore loloolol

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u/Bear5511 Sep 05 '26

He ain’t training for shit, but if something pops up - he’ll be fuckin ready.

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u/tezacer Sep 05 '26

Especially if it involves water

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u/Own_Round_7600 Sep 06 '26

Specifically, walking on water. Bro is jesusmaxxing for the second coming and its disturbing that all yall cant see that

3

u/Jesus_Chicken Sep 07 '26

Jesusmaxxing you say? 🤭

3

u/Sweet-Conflict-3251 Sep 08 '26

That's what he said bro.

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u/DeerFit Sep 06 '26

And just the tip!

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u/Danow007 Sep 06 '26

Do you have a bowl of water? I need it to trigger my power!

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u/beneye Sep 07 '26

Not really committed to anything per se, he’s just dipping his toes

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u/obeekaybee7 Sep 05 '26

Puddles tell ghost stories of this man to their children

134

u/Psychological_Ad4683 Sep 05 '26

Showering when I'm late for work:

12

u/Hobosimian Sep 05 '26

The feet are FRESH….but that butt tho…

2

u/Ill_Conclusion7032 Sep 06 '26

That’s a good one! ☝️

33

u/jumpyrope456 Sep 05 '26

15 cumulative minutes of fame on reddit.

33

u/Onebraintwoheads Sep 05 '26

Fucking with Catholic mass.

2

u/tongfather Sep 05 '26

What 😂

7

u/Onebraintwoheads Sep 05 '26

Feet in the holy water bowl you use to cross youeself with as you walk in.

4

u/SuperDabMan Sep 05 '26

...not walking on water like Jesus? Huh. Unexpected.

4

u/Onebraintwoheads Sep 05 '26

I work with what I know, and I know walking on water wouldn't piss off the average Catholic as much.

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u/Significant_Elk1999 Sep 06 '26

All that up m, down, kneel. It’s fucking ponderous, man.

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u/Mission_005 Sep 05 '26

He’s training to be the main character for a new anime

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u/Dendrodes Sep 05 '26

Nah this is the sensei who is first unassuming and the young MC is unimpressed by. Then sensei suddenly starts running on water.

5

u/Mission_005 Sep 05 '26

Oh my gosh… you’re right🤯

4

u/Maximum_Bee3083 Sep 06 '26

What you don’t realize is that when he was 8 his younger brother slipped on a puddle, fell into a pool and drowned. He dedicated his entire life to ensure that slipping or drowning is never an option. He also can’t swim, but not for any particular reason. He just became so focused on his training that he never realized he should learn how to swim.

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u/i_reddit_sometime Sep 05 '26

Gopnik Olympics

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u/Typical_Echo_8706 Sep 05 '26

Idk but his wife is tired of him contaminating the community’s drinking water

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u/teddybundlez Sep 05 '26

I just pulled a muscle watching this

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u/VacationImaginary233 Sep 05 '26

Practicing to taunt crocodiles.

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u/Greedy-Set-7334 Sep 05 '26

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u/CorporateAcct420 Sep 06 '26

Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ

3

u/Ambitious_Cicada9263 Sep 06 '26

Jason Christ, that's Jesus Bourne!

(Merry Christmas)

9

u/DefinetlyARealHuman Sep 05 '26

He is getting clowned but he is probably in better physical health than this thread

7

u/Lonewanderer2033 Sep 05 '26

To be a basilisk

5

u/PaleInvestment3507 Sep 05 '26

Fuck yo fish bish!

3

u/Harvey-Keck Sep 07 '26

This gif always makes me immediately furious whilst bawling with laughter. The fuck man, this is Italian suede.

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u/AfraidofReplies Sep 05 '26

Clearly the water wars 🤣

Pretty impressive that he's managed to unlock double jump. 

That first jump looked like it could be a real shin smasher if he fucked up. 

5

u/Chance-Fun-3169 Sep 06 '26

You think Jesus did it on the first try?

7

u/calamitymic Sep 05 '26

It’s cool and all but why he so ashy?

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u/SnortinSushi Sep 05 '26

Hes not training for shit. He just fell into a heap of coke and someone filmed him. Even his missus is like wtf you doin?

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Sep 05 '26

I don’t know but he’s a badass

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u/alirammal Sep 05 '26

To be Jesus and walk on water

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u/tease2pleaz Sep 05 '26

Came to say this 😂

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u/Shockwave2309 Sep 06 '26

Next video: stomping on turtles whilst screaming "letsA goooooo"

2

u/psillusionist Sep 06 '26

It's-a me, Omari!

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u/Successful_Pain_7048 Sep 06 '26

Duh! The muh-fuggin Chunin Exam of course...!!

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u/h2thec3121 Sep 05 '26

Toe dipping parkour is the rage these days

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 Sep 05 '26

Bro is trying to level up and become the next Hokage of the Leaf Village

3

u/oh_lordy_its_Jordy Sep 05 '26

My boy can walk on water.

3

u/applyheat Sep 05 '26

The new Matrix needs a better budget.

3

u/PetroleumJelly82 Sep 05 '26

Did he just give a triple meaning to the word "ninja"?

3

u/stevemandudeguy Sep 06 '26

Professional pool temperature checker

2

u/gijkieken Sep 05 '26

Mines defusal volunteer

2

u/Party-Kangaroo-1139 Sep 05 '26

To be an eagle and hunt fish?

2

u/Cool_LazyDude Sep 05 '26

Would probably be a stud triple jumper if that rawness was trained.

2

u/Games_sans_frontiers Sep 05 '26

My cat when his feet touch water.

2

u/Brian9611 Sep 05 '26

Nah the one leg squat dip though, TUFF!

2

u/Synthwavester Sep 05 '26

A lot of hate here but I feel like that's genuinely impressive

2

u/Frequent-Jacket3117 Sep 05 '26

His wife looks like she is fed up with his shit.

2

u/jjcc88 Sep 05 '26

Idk but he is AGILE

2

u/Shankar_0 Sep 05 '26

I'll just say it

The man can clear 8 chairs, and that ain't nothing.

2

u/cannedbenkt Sep 05 '26

He's just begun dipping his toes into whatever hobby this is

2

u/Foolishly_Sane Sep 05 '26

I don't know, but it's fuckin' cool.

2

u/isaiah152022 Sep 05 '26

Idk but that shit is hella impressive lol

2

u/stewpdasso Sep 05 '26

Whatever he's training for, he is amazing!

2

u/Amazing_Bicycle_7905 Sep 05 '26

This is crazy skill man

2

u/Hobosimian Sep 05 '26

Kicking Water, Leaping Dragon 💧🐉


Elite brawl knowledge 🫡

2

u/Roonwogsamduff Sep 06 '26

I dunno know but he gonna win

2

u/hextasy Sep 06 '26

I used to do this shit when I was a kid and called myself a ninja

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u/RassTwoPoint0 Sep 06 '26

D-D-D-DIP A TOEEE

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u/sax6romeo Sep 06 '26

Peak jesusmaxxing

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u/Optimal-Savings-9623 Sep 07 '26

Training to be a cat

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u/ArauCamaN Sep 05 '26

Light body gong fun...

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u/ArtreX-1 Sep 05 '26

Jezus 2.0

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u/Optimal_Cut_3063 Sep 05 '26

0:31 the bowl moved...

execute him.

1

u/Negative_Acadia6554 Sep 05 '26

Internet clout.

1

u/ProjectNo4090 Sep 05 '26

Crackrobatics?

1

u/Ok-Primary6610 Sep 05 '26

Bro Is training to be the next Mario Brother. 

1

u/Suspicious-Leg7575 Sep 05 '26

I think Jesus has risen

1

u/Proper-Evening9754 Sep 05 '26

His countries' Ninja Warrior. He'll lose immediately, but he'll look amazing doing it.

1

u/Dr_Leroy79 Sep 05 '26

The Click for Viewsolympics

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u/Illmosity3 Sep 05 '26

I wonder what who’s recording this thinks about this 😂

1

u/SashaVibez Sep 05 '26

Shang Tsung - bc he has Liu Kang moves.

1

u/loasdrums Sep 05 '26

Professional sibling, "I'm not touching you"

1

u/Lost_Department_2177 Sep 05 '26

The stim Olympics. The first international auhd sporting event ran by bill jump over a chair gates and co-hosted by Alex I don’t know what to do with my hands Karp

1

u/kcsween74 Sep 05 '26

Bro is self taught, son!

1

u/evonebo Sep 05 '26

In Chinese martial arts novel there's a guy named

"Metal palm floating on top of water"

This guy seems to be training for that.

Pretty impressive.

1

u/DanOhMiiite Sep 05 '26

Wow. Thats pretty impressive.

1

u/kiraxion06 Sep 05 '26

Enhanced videos of Jesus performing miracles

1

u/theOGHyburn Sep 05 '26

Stupidest Shit I’ve seen if the claim is “ I can run on water”. This is tap dancing on puddles.

1

u/rando_mness Sep 05 '26

Would've been a sick skateboarder

1

u/Toogeloo Sep 05 '26

Being eliminated in American Ninja Warrior.

1

u/whatisthis2315 Sep 05 '26

The jumper Olympics

1

u/bemore_ Sep 05 '26

Bullshido

1

u/nooneknosme Sep 05 '26

Training to be the new Blackie Chan.

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u/Dukefromearth Sep 05 '26

Just the tip.

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u/Existing-Exercise875 Sep 05 '26

Se associar ao kung fu pode ser útil

1

u/Cloud9shit Sep 05 '26

Bros training to piss off Poseidon by going "I'm not in your room, in your room, not in your room"

1

u/Rover_The_Slasher Sep 05 '26

Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ!

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u/terrycloth9 Sep 05 '26

He’s Superman.

1

u/tormentius Sep 05 '26

jesus championship

1

u/Mrjingles76 Sep 05 '26

Leroy from Tekken be like

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u/Mr_Tranxistor Sep 05 '26

I don't know but I sure don't want to be water around him!😱😰

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u/Consistent_State_520 Sep 05 '26

Whatever it is, he’s ready

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u/whalemilk42 Sep 05 '26

The girls reaction at the end sums it all up

1

u/GuirraSantos Sep 05 '26

Try the water with both feet

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u/DannyVandal Sep 05 '26

He’s thinking about a jumping based sport but he’s only really just dipping his toes in for now.

1

u/SnooPuppers58 Sep 05 '26

idk but my back hurts

1

u/MariusDelacriox Sep 05 '26

Winter games barrel jump

1

u/diggi923diggi Sep 05 '26

Survive Nepal Floods.

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs i no speeg englez Sep 05 '26

He is the real Jesus cuz he walked on water fr.

1

u/GrnEyedPanda Sep 05 '26

Clearly his spirit animal is a cat.

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u/spook008 Sep 05 '26

Wash your face mate.

1

u/ZorroStyleX Sep 05 '26

No idea but he is ready

1

u/T_GunMaster Sep 05 '26

Wakanda forever'

1

u/MinnieShoof Sep 05 '26

His next life as a cat.

1

u/bawnchie Sep 05 '26

He has been awarded one year subscription to a magic carpet

1

u/moseley101 Sep 05 '26

I dunno, but he can join my gang any day (so far it’s just me and my girlfriend, and neither of us has the walk-on-water perk)

1

u/SharksForArms Sep 05 '26

Jesus Christ, that's Jesus Christ!

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u/SharksForArms Sep 05 '26

Moms hate this one bath time trick

1

u/B0C4DE_ Sep 05 '26

For doublejump

1

u/N4pAllDay Sep 05 '26

Water fears him

1

u/CaptainBendova Sep 05 '26

He is sending a message to every body of still water. No more malaria!

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u/EmbarrassedPaper7758 Sep 05 '26

To crouch tigers and hide dragons

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u/Couple-looking4fun Sep 05 '26

Man has some serious speed and can literally walk on water

1

u/akabar2 Sep 05 '26

Bro is double jumping irl

1

u/subhadeeps_home Sep 05 '26

To touch grim reaper and come back to life

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u/jjrny519 Sep 05 '26

I don’t know but if puddles could talk, they’d be upset

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u/bobrossmann_ Sep 05 '26

Having very healthy knees

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u/Reddevil8884 Sep 05 '26

To become Black Jesus

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u/neurowhiz123 Sep 05 '26

He wants to kung fun an electric water eel

1

u/Aggressive_Plate1652 Sep 05 '26

He might just make it into another dimension if he keeps this up.

1

u/Ravenloff Sep 05 '26

Moving to the Amazon.

1

u/Bifetuga Sep 05 '26

Deal with it sport... some do drugs some do this...

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u/albus181 Sep 05 '26

Toe wetting Olympics.

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u/Sufficient_Compote22 Sep 05 '26

Fck around with 'bruce leroy' and find out...

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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 Sep 05 '26

apparently, you have never fought the Kua-Tin

1

u/VispilloAnimi Sep 05 '26

This guy must be allergic to water. Notice how he gets dirtier as the clip goes on.

1

u/Proof-Waltz2080 Sep 05 '26

So Jesus is black, knew it.

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u/UnintentionalGround Sep 05 '26

The Guys Being Dudes Championships

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u/Fun_Vacation2542 Sep 05 '26

Next Mario game

1

u/SyntheticRR Sep 05 '26

Mighty impressive

1

u/SgtNick411 Sep 05 '26

(Very) late raider of area 51

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u/LucidNonsense211 Sep 05 '26

Touching electrified water. If you’re in midair you’re insulated! (Source: Sekiro)

1

u/Spiritual_Student_74 Sep 05 '26

I’ve seen people in India do this but this is the only time it somehow makes sense and Ngl looks pretty impressive.

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u/bunglesnacks Sep 05 '26

Influencer

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u/Affectionate_Still55 Sep 05 '26

We need him when the time comes the Alien decide to invade the Earth!