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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/RaisinAloneVortex • Aug 22 '26
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You can shove a roll of sushi up your ass if you like, no one's stopping you...
61 u/HalfmoonSqueeze Aug 22 '26 Depends on the restaurant 28 u/deeteeohbee Aug 22 '26 I'm doing it in a restaurant right now and so far noone is stopping me 30 u/UseNo75 Aug 22 '26 Did you put wasabi? 8 u/spectraphysics Aug 22 '26 He did but it's just that fake green paste from a tube 1 u/Moonshine_Brew Aug 24 '26 Though that's still dyed spicy horseraddish. 5 u/lampshade2099 Aug 22 '26 Rest assured, the police are on their way. Enjoy while you can. 6 u/exipheas Aug 22 '26 This is why the sushi glory hole is awesome. 1 u/_FlutieFlakes_ Aug 22 '26 Hear us out! 1 u/Average-Train-Haver Aug 22 '26 Every restaurant will let you do it at least once 1 u/thegil13 Aug 23 '26 Go and finish that in the men’s room. 0 u/Thoughtful-Boner69 Aug 22 '26 and the size of the sushi fistushi 0 u/badgerj Aug 22 '26 Found a fellow sushi lover! This is like asking how to eat uhgmmm. “Chicken fingers”? In a fancy restaurant, this may require a knife and fork. WIth nuggets where you can hand dip them into random overly sugary sauces… go to town! Jam your fries in there too! Fill-er-up with ketch-up! But he’s sitting at the bar. In an obviously slightly fancier place. Etiquette and manners do matter. 2 u/kurinbo Aug 22 '26 It's not just manners, it's also getting the precise flavor the chef intended. (But what does he know? He's only the chef.) 4 u/honcpe Aug 22 '26 Try that with the wasabi… 2 u/Louisiana_sitar_club Aug 22 '26 Waaaaaaaay ahead of you 2 u/BaconBourbonBalista Aug 22 '26 I dont consider intrarectogestion a valid way to eat, no matter what the experts say. 1 u/zmbjebus Aug 22 '26 We live in a society. 1 u/Cutsdeep- Aug 22 '26 In some circles, it is considered bad manners 1 u/Apyan Aug 22 '26 I don't think a roll of sushi has the required mechanical stability to do such a thing. There are definitely things that can't be shoved up our ass. 1 u/krept0007 Aug 23 '26 He was talking about "eating" not foreplay 1 u/toolatealreadyfapped Aug 23 '26 Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Depends on the restaurant
28 u/deeteeohbee Aug 22 '26 I'm doing it in a restaurant right now and so far noone is stopping me 30 u/UseNo75 Aug 22 '26 Did you put wasabi? 8 u/spectraphysics Aug 22 '26 He did but it's just that fake green paste from a tube 1 u/Moonshine_Brew Aug 24 '26 Though that's still dyed spicy horseraddish. 5 u/lampshade2099 Aug 22 '26 Rest assured, the police are on their way. Enjoy while you can. 6 u/exipheas Aug 22 '26 This is why the sushi glory hole is awesome. 1 u/_FlutieFlakes_ Aug 22 '26 Hear us out! 1 u/Average-Train-Haver Aug 22 '26 Every restaurant will let you do it at least once 1 u/thegil13 Aug 23 '26 Go and finish that in the men’s room. 0 u/Thoughtful-Boner69 Aug 22 '26 and the size of the sushi fistushi 0 u/badgerj Aug 22 '26 Found a fellow sushi lover! This is like asking how to eat uhgmmm. “Chicken fingers”? In a fancy restaurant, this may require a knife and fork. WIth nuggets where you can hand dip them into random overly sugary sauces… go to town! Jam your fries in there too! Fill-er-up with ketch-up! But he’s sitting at the bar. In an obviously slightly fancier place. Etiquette and manners do matter. 2 u/kurinbo Aug 22 '26 It's not just manners, it's also getting the precise flavor the chef intended. (But what does he know? He's only the chef.)
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I'm doing it in a restaurant right now and so far noone is stopping me
30 u/UseNo75 Aug 22 '26 Did you put wasabi? 8 u/spectraphysics Aug 22 '26 He did but it's just that fake green paste from a tube 1 u/Moonshine_Brew Aug 24 '26 Though that's still dyed spicy horseraddish. 5 u/lampshade2099 Aug 22 '26 Rest assured, the police are on their way. Enjoy while you can.
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Did you put wasabi?
8 u/spectraphysics Aug 22 '26 He did but it's just that fake green paste from a tube 1 u/Moonshine_Brew Aug 24 '26 Though that's still dyed spicy horseraddish.
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He did but it's just that fake green paste from a tube
1 u/Moonshine_Brew Aug 24 '26 Though that's still dyed spicy horseraddish.
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Though that's still dyed spicy horseraddish.
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Rest assured, the police are on their way. Enjoy while you can.
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This is why the sushi glory hole is awesome.
1 u/_FlutieFlakes_ Aug 22 '26 Hear us out!
Hear us out!
Every restaurant will let you do it at least once
Go and finish that in the men’s room.
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and the size of the sushi
fistushi
Found a fellow sushi lover!
This is like asking how to eat uhgmmm. “Chicken fingers”?
In a fancy restaurant, this may require a knife and fork.
WIth nuggets where you can hand dip them into random overly sugary sauces… go to town! Jam your fries in there too! Fill-er-up with ketch-up!
But he’s sitting at the bar. In an obviously slightly fancier place.
Etiquette and manners do matter.
2 u/kurinbo Aug 22 '26 It's not just manners, it's also getting the precise flavor the chef intended. (But what does he know? He's only the chef.)
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It's not just manners, it's also getting the precise flavor the chef intended. (But what does he know? He's only the chef.)
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Try that with the wasabi…
Waaaaaaaay ahead of you
I dont consider intrarectogestion a valid way to eat, no matter what the experts say.
We live in a society.
In some circles, it is considered bad manners
I don't think a roll of sushi has the required mechanical stability to do such a thing. There are definitely things that can't be shoved up our ass.
He was talking about "eating" not foreplay
Sir, this is a Wendy's
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u/leaf-yz Aug 22 '26
You can shove a roll of sushi up your ass if you like, no one's stopping you...