r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/RaisinAloneVortex • Aug 22 '26

Video The correct way to eat Sushi

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u/ayassin02 Aug 22 '26

I did not expect the end lmao

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u/noSoRandomGuy Aug 22 '26

He was more proud of that than all the sushi etiquette knowledge he shared.

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u/HawaiianHank Aug 23 '26

haha. Hi. Hello. 😂

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u/espinaustin Aug 23 '26

Japanese version of Heyoo!

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u/CultistNr3 Aug 23 '26

Thats exactly what that was.

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u/AlleyPee Sep 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/blackmambakl Aug 23 '26

That part was funnier than the joke. This guy had been talking for 5 min and ends with an introduction??🧐

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u/AbbreviationsOdd7728 Aug 23 '26

I think he imitated an awkward meeting in the men’s room.

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u/kahuaina Aug 24 '26

First name is last! 😬

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u/serendipitousevent Aug 23 '26

He really hit everyone with a 'is this thing on?' 😅

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u/geebeem92 Aug 24 '26

HI! HERRO!

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u/jebeller Aug 25 '26

Herro. :)

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u/Jindabyne1 Aug 23 '26

You can tell he uses that joke all the time

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u/MalerionGodofUlgu Aug 23 '26

Imagine comparing your thing to something small like a sushi bite...

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u/Lowmax2 Aug 24 '26

Bad manner

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u/Jumiric Aug 22 '26

Hi, hello 👋🏼

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u/notlongnot Aug 22 '26

Hi, Hello, I tell jokes

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u/dyssucks Aug 22 '26

Reminded me of Grey Worm in Game of Thrones

“I soldier all my life, I know joke”

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u/ThinkShower Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Reminds me of grey worm in Harmontown: "Dr Ken, Dr Kennnnn"

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u/JediJake Aug 23 '26

Ooo a wild Harmontown reference! Miss all those freestyles, that was a great one

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26

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u/sheezy520 Aug 22 '26

“I am not a sushi man, I am a joke teller”

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u/notlongnot Aug 22 '26

Whole sushi gig was a life long setup.

🤚Thank you very much, come again.

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u/rustprogram Aug 23 '26

🤚Thank you very much, come again.

If you give me like half an hour maybe?

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u/FogBankDeposit Aug 23 '26

Please eat a piece of ginger to cleanse palette for my next joke.

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u/Wonderful-Umpire5965 Aug 23 '26

Hi, Hello My name is Gustavo

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u/Honda_Fits_are_cool Aug 22 '26

That's the Japanese version of HEYO!

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Aug 23 '26

"I'll be here all week"

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u/katzenschrecke Aug 23 '26

You guys have been great. Have a good night folks.

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u/Offgridiot Aug 27 '26

Just need two beats on a Taiko, and one blast on a waniguchi

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u/DragonBowlSouper Aug 23 '26

Which is the white version of AYYYOOO

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u/Global-News1800 Aug 22 '26

Oh, hi mark!

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u/MGTS Aug 22 '26

Ha ha that’s so crazy Mark!

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert Aug 22 '26

I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress on the way out.

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u/Few_Potential_2543 Aug 23 '26

No tip, tip is for the man to give to his woman in the bedroom.

Hi, hello.

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u/masterap85 Aug 22 '26

Legendary

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u/ArcadianDelSol Aug 23 '26

tippa you waita

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u/grilledcheese_man Aug 22 '26

I here all week

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u/Cyrano_Knows Aug 22 '26

Me neither.

But I have to admit I do shake the soy sauce off my penis after going to the men's room.

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u/pukesonyourshoes Aug 22 '26

Nowadays I prefer to do that when still in the men's room, don't want the maitre de getting all upset and calling the cops again

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u/Mysterious_Low1328 Aug 23 '26

maitre de QUOI?!

[Enraged French Noises]

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u/pukesonyourshoes Aug 23 '26

Settle down Pierre

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u/6th_Quadrant Aug 23 '26

If you shake it more than three times, that’s playing with yourself.

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u/SharkDad20 Aug 23 '26

Wym?

I’m already done playing by the time I’m halfway through the second shake

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u/Fine-Ambassador5350 Aug 23 '26

THREE?! My standard is 10, unless it takes a bit longer to finish

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u/Subotail Aug 23 '26

There are always people who become competitive.

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u/Proof-Code-3754 Aug 23 '26

What if someone else does it.

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u/GrapefruitExpress208 Aug 22 '26

Shakey shakey shakey

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u/Zepangolynn Aug 23 '26

Is that after using the Sushi Glory Hole?

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u/UsedDragon Aug 22 '26

Well, nobody's really into saucy penis.

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u/JustAnotherLurkAcct Aug 23 '26

The challenge is getting the sauce into the men's room in the first place.

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u/Fly_Like_a_G2 Aug 23 '26

You gotta sort out your glory holes then.

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u/zth25 Aug 23 '26

That's alright, but you don't have to use chopsticks to shake your penis. That is considered very bad manners.

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u/squanchylife Aug 23 '26

How do you deal with the wasabi? Leave it to dry?

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u/cdmpants Aug 23 '26

If you don't have a little soy sauce on the tip after going to the men's room then you're doing it wrong

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u/Competitive_Success5 Aug 24 '26

As long as you don't eat the penis with the ginger

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u/0akney Aug 22 '26

The bathroom joke at the end hahaha

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u/Amputechturex Aug 23 '26

"Hi, hello"

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u/Ursa_Major_17 Aug 22 '26

This guy gives.

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u/Foolishly_Sane Aug 22 '26

That got me pretty good.

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u/tedsmitts Aug 22 '26

Oh he got jokes

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u/ObligationMurky8716 Aug 22 '26

Number one. Steady hand.

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u/Middle_Avocado Aug 22 '26

Shake shake 🤝

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u/BRtIK Aug 23 '26

DO not shake the sushi only the sushi roll

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u/anonuemus Aug 23 '26

he ends it with hi hello, the circle of life

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u/basquehomme Aug 23 '26

I'll be here all week.

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u/AggressivePen4991 Aug 24 '26

so serious then a “boys will be boys” moment 😂

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u/boochicko Aug 22 '26

Basically save the shaking for the urinal! ☠️

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u/KnoblauchNuggat Aug 23 '26

Funny huh? They want you to touch your food they serve with bare fingers while not demanding to wash your fingers before that. And he complains about shaking the food so the soy sauce wont drip suddenly?

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u/ayassin02 Aug 23 '26

Are you fucking five to be told to wash your hands before you eat?