r/AskReddit • u/mehueklalpari • 9h ago

what's a 10/10 life experience you must have at least once in your life?

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u/shinygoldhelmet 5h ago

There've been a couple times in my life when I've had a perfect shit. Solid, big, comes out clean, makes you feel like you just made space in your gut. Checking it out before flushing and seeing that you legitimately just took an 18" shit that's spanning the whole bowl.

There's a spring in your step after.

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u/RealAverageJane 5h ago

So great to wipe and have a clean tissue! A dump like that is awesome. I want to tell everyone about it.

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u/Bob_Stanish 4h ago

your ass slaps shut afterwards.

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u/StudentoftheGame_ 4h ago

You just described this with absolutely remarkable detail🤩

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u/seeingeyegod 3h ago

"I feel five pounds lighter!"

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u/shinygoldhelmet 3h ago

The kind that makes you wish you'd weighed yourself before so you could take an after weight and see how much it was

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u/RealAverageJane 41m ago

Oh, I do. Pre dook and post dook.

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u/EXPL_Advisor 1h ago

So beautiful. Your words should be on a Hallmark card.

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u/jkody 2h ago

Metamucil will make this happen nearly every day. It's glorious.

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u/shinygoldhelmet 1h ago

It's not that I lack fiber, it's that I have a disability that decreases my motility so it all builds up every couple of days. Every time I've taken fiber supplements, because I have tried, all it does is give me diarrhea.

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u/procrastablasta 34m ago

a true no-wipe is the unicorn of dookies. but they exist

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u/KahosRayne 27m ago

You always need the one, just to be sure. But I agree.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 28m ago

The clean sweep 🧹